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Originally Posted by WouldLoveTo
In theory that is true, however it seems many of these people then want to turn their new oasis into "where are my sidewalks, street lights, trash pickup and why oh why do I have to drive 2 full miles for coffee and it's not even Starbucks WAH!!"
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You think its bad in all the new oasis!!!
You can't buy a Starbucks coffee in Starbuck!!! Here is an article I wrote on getting a Starbucks coffee in Starbuck!!!
April 1st, 2010 I wrote this article on Starbucks Corporation and Starbucks, WA....................
Starbucks Loses Trademark Case
(Yakima) Starbuck Corporation has been very aggressive about trademark infringement suing many small business owners throughout the world. Today it found itself on the losing end of a trademark lawsuit.
In a stunning decision in the eastern Washington District Federal court Senior District Judge Quackenbush ruled that the company formerly known as Starbucks must stop using the name Starbucks as it infringes on the community of Starbuck, Washington. In a statement the mayor of Starbuck, Olivia Newton stated that they have tried for years to get the large corporation to change their name. "We are a community of wheat farmers, cowboys and retired folks that spend their time fishing. When the corporation formerly known as Starbucks started using our name we started having all these yuppie people showing up looking for the FIRST Starbucks coffee bar, asking about wi-fi and generally making a nuisance of themselves. We want our community back. We are sorry it came to a lawsuit, but the corporation formerly known as Startbucks just refused to listen".
The corporation formerly known as Starbucks stated that their name came from the novel Moby Dick and was not picked from a Washington State Highway Map. Judge Quackenbush did not accept that argument and stated that the town of Starbuck has been harmed by the corporation formerly known as Starbucks using their name. He gave the corporation formerly known as Starbucks one year to change their name or face contempt of court.
In related news, the Board of Directors for the corporation formerly known as Starbucks held a closed door meeting in Port Townsend today. Ms. Adna a waitress said "They were pretty glum coming into the meeting this morning. However, as they left this afternoon they were high fiving and laughing. When I went to clean up the meeting room there were Washington State Highway maps everywhere and on every map the town of
Humptulips was circled".
There is no expresso in Starbuck. The local cafe does serve coffee.....black.