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She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching rail. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying: “Hey, Old Woman! Have you ever danced?” The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said: “No, I never did dance…never really wanted to.”
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said: “Well, Old Bag, you’re gonna dance now,” and started shooting at the old woman’s feet. The old woman prospector, not wanting to get her toes blown off started hopping around. Everybody was laughing. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds also and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old woman and large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old woman’s hands as she quietly asked: “Son, have you ever kissed a mule’s butt?” The gunslinger swallowed hard and said: “No, ma’am; but, I’ve always wanted to!”
There are a few lessons for all of us here:
1. Never be arrogant.
2. Never waste ammunition
3. Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
4. Always, always make sure you know who
has the power.
5. Don’t mess with old women!! They didn’t
get old by being stupid.
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Heard from a cowboy just yesterday... Marriage has three rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring. Then he ducked and ran before she could wallop him.
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2. Boredom is a choice.
Don’t let me hear you say you are bored. Boredom is a choice, when your backyard is the whole outdoors, there are chores to be done, and books to be read. If you can’t entertain yourself with a stick and a bucket full of calf nuts, we’re doing something wrong.
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DON'T REPEAT IT!
She is giving you a chance to change your question!
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