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Old 07-30-2009, 12:41 PM
 
Location: Jacksonville,Florida
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Originally Posted by Fred314X View Post
It cheats on two counts (an ampersand, and an archaic spelling) but...

Lewd did I live & evil did I dwel
It probably should be"lewd did I live & evil I did dwel"
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Old 07-30-2009, 12:51 PM
 
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Something you might have heard on the Andy Griffith Show:

"Sit on a potato pan, Otis!"

And then there's the anti-Japanese-car protestor exhorting one of his cohorts to act out:

"Aim a Toyota tatami mat at a Toyota, Mia!"
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Old 07-30-2009, 02:49 PM
 
Location: Tulsa, OK
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Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:36 AM
 
Location: Parts Unknown, Northern California
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Madam, I'm Adam
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Old 08-03-2009, 05:51 AM
 
Location: Brooklyn
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Dennis sinned.

Maybe that's too simple. So how about...

Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?

Or then again,

Go hang a salami--I'm a lasagna hog!
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:56 PM
 
Location: Brooklyn
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Oops! I forgot to post these...

Never odd or even

Murder for a jar of red rum

Do geese see God?
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:02 AM
 
Location: Victoria TX
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Weird Al Yankovic did this hilarious take off on a Dylan music video, filling it with palindromes:


YouTube - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Bob
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:13 AM
 
Location: Canada
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madam
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Old 08-13-2009, 10:50 AM
 
Location: Ogden, Utah
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Could not help myself. Today's comic from "Frank and Ernest."

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/RockyRaab/centipede.gif (broken link)
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Old 08-13-2009, 11:35 AM
 
Location: Brooklyn
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Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
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