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Old 05-17-2011, 11:58 AM
 
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A tooter who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or to
Tutor two tooters to toot?"
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:37 PM
 
Location: On the dark side of the Moon
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LOL...

Spoiler
Toot your own horn!



I'll be back!


...to chunk doubloons at my worthy opponents.
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:54 PM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.
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Old 05-17-2011, 03:11 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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Mexican Buffet (then there shall be lots of tooting )
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:42 PM
bjh
 
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^

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apropos of nothing

Make like a tree and leave.
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:49 PM
 
Location: Richardson, TX
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^

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apropos of nothing

Make like a tree and leave.
Act like a baby and head out.
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:51 PM
bjh
 
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LOL...

I'll be back!

...to chunk doubloons at my worthy opponents.
Yes, chunk them, enrich your "opponents!"
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:56 PM
bjh
 
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Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if they're done by nice people like ourselves.
~Author Unknown
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:56 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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We are going down town
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:32 PM
 
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Heeeeere's Saucy!!!




Notorious
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