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"Business! Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence were all my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!" -the ghost of Jacob Marley
Twas the night after the night after the night after the night of Christmas and I was spoilt for choice in making vague literary references, though the authors didn't invent all such phrases.
Perchance the nuance betwixt and between a rock and a hard place left me room for dalliances of an innocent nature. Wherein I might imagine what the dickens Dickens or Poe might say.
Yes, it's a hardscrabble life sitting at a computer in a heated room on a cold day with a stomach full of good food. But someone's got to do it! Why not me?
Thus, I sat contemplating Robbie Burns' "The best laid plans of mice and men aft go agly." (or often go awry) when what to my wondering eyes did appear? But a great burly bloke broke in and dragged me out in the cold.
After giving me a right going overwhilst claiming I owed him a fiver and something about keeping my mitts off his sister. After a hard won battle I escaped and crawled back inside to warmth and the hum of the fridge, vowing to drive the bolt home in future. Twas nearly a transcendental experience. And when the family came home they declared, "You look like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards!" To which I replied, "I was! Umpteen times as a matter of fact!"
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