Collected Conversations

Kelsey's idea to hire 4 nannies ... uhhhhh yea, right. I can see it now:

Kelsey: Oh, Camille, I'm so happy we have our new baby home
Camille: uhhhh, what? I'm hungry, what's that noise?
Kelsey: I think she's hungry
Camille: damn right I'm hungry! Go get some sushi honey ... what's that NOISE? I can't take it!
Kelsey: No, the baby ...
Camille: ugh! THAT! Can't we hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrre someone? I want sushi! Honnnnnnneyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! I want sushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiii! Ugh! Make it STOP!!! Honey, you said it would be quiet! Honey!!!!! Sushhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
Kelsey: Oh god, where's the phone <dialing>. Hey, we need a nanny NOW!

2 hours later:

Kelsey: Whew! That nanny is great and came at such short notice!
Camille: What?
Kelsey: The nanny.
Camille: who?
Kelsey: Ok, I told her to go home and come back tomorrow
Camille: What's that smell?
Kelsey: Uh oh! Awwwwwww! She needs a diappy change! Awwww!
Camille: A what change?
Kelsey: Oh f*** <dialing phone>, yea, we need another one!

3 hours later:

Kelsey: Well hun, it's time for our first night together as a family
Camille: what?
Kelsey: you, me and the baby, together!
Camille: in the same room? But honnnnneeeyyyyyyy! I want to give you a treat! We can't with that baby in the room with us!
Kelsey: honey, the baby needs to be fed!
Camille: Now? Don't they just sleep at night?
Kelsey: <dialing the phone> .. yea, yea ... one more please.

6am next morning:

Camille: Oh god! What's that NOISE!!!! Make it stop Kelsey!!!!!!! Ugh!!!! It's so loud and whiney!!!!! What is it???? Honneeeeeyyyyyyy it's 6 in the morning!!!! I need my sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!! Honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Kelsey: <dialing the phone> ... I promise this will be the last one!!!!