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That was hiiilarious. Will the Muffin Top save the day?
That is actually sad - some people are like that.
Some of the toilets at my work are on like a power flush - they practically spray water out as they are flushing - you have to stand back.
Yeah we have toilets like that. The auto-flush ones, that sometimes freak out and flush while you're still sitting...be ready to freakin' leap out of the way, or else you'll get an unwanted bidet treatment.
10-28-2009, 01:41 PM
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Yeah we have toilets like that. The auto-flush ones, that sometimes freak out and flush while you're still sitting...be ready to freakin' leap out of the way, or else you'll get an unwanted bidet treatment.
Yeah you could probably make an hour long show about the mishaps on the toilet. I had one of those auto-craps flush 4 times before i was done - you have to not move - one of the flushes was when I reached for the TP.
Back when I travelled a lot on business, I particularly disliked the toilets on airplanes, specifically those in AirBus models. They have that "direct vent to the outside" sort of effect (I know they don't really do that, but they might as well have, the way those things behave!). A spectacular implosive suction effect coupled with a "bang" that vibrates your molars.
Just keep your jewelry and long hair away from the toilet!
Back when I travelled a lot on business, I particularly disliked the toilets on airplanes, specifically those in AirBus models. They have that "direct vent to the outside" sort of effect (I know they don't really do that, but they might as well have, the way those things behave!). A spectacular implosive suction effect coupled with a "bang" that vibrates your molars.
Just keep your jewelry and long hair away from the toilet!
Back when I travelled a lot on business, I particularly disliked the toilets on airplanes, specifically those in AirBus models. They have that "direct vent to the outside" sort of effect (I know they don't really do that, but they might as well have, the way those things behave!). A spectacular implosive suction effect coupled with a "bang" that vibrates your molars.
Just keep your jewelry and long hair away from the toilet!
I try to never use airplane toilets. It's worked so far. I just don't drink anything before boarding and pee a lot beforehand, too. The only time I had to absolutley use one was on the llooonnngg flight to HI. I held it as long as I could.
What I did find funny is that yes, some people are offended.
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On Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 8:45 am ET, Catholic League President Bill Donohue will appear on Fox News Channel's "Fox and Friends."
He will discuss the recent attack on Jesus on HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
(found on Pharyngula)
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"ZANG" It's GONE!
Funny! 
