Somewhere in Iowa:

Bob: I do
Roy: I do!
Sarah: Hold it!!!!! Stop this travesty of our constitution!
Bob: What?
Sarah: This is too much! This is against what the founding fathers believed!
Roy: Is that??
Bob: Oh #$%%^
Sarah: Yep! You betcha!!!!
Roy: constitution?
Bob: I can't believe this
Sarah: You hopey changey communist terrorists!
Roy: hopey changey?
Sarah: Todd!
Todd: yea hun?
Sarah:...

George: Who? What??? Where am I? Who's throwing stuff at me?
Billy: Hey man!
George: Who? Wait .. Billy?
Billy: George!!! Welcome home man!!!
George: Billy? Wait, am I????
Billy: Shhhhh, George ... there's something I want to say to you
George: Did I die?
Billy: Hey George ... I've been waiting a long time to tell you this
George: Yea? Billy??
Billy: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
George: What??
Billy: Aw, ok ... nevermind, YOU'RE HIRED!!!...

Palins in the Kitchen: speech writin' mama!

Todd: Sarah!
Sarah: <tap tap tap>
Todd: Sarah!!!!
Sarah: <tap tap tap> What???
Todd: Hey, babe ... do you remember Vaughn Ward?
Sarah: Who?
Todd: That guy from Idaho?
Sarah: Idaho? Didn't I go to one of my schools there?
Todd: Sarah, focus ... Vaughn Ward, he's running for Congress ...
Sarah: Is he a republican?
Todd: yes
Sarah: Is he part of the tea...

Palins in the Kitchen: Spill baby Spill

Sarah: Todd!!!
Todd: Yea hun?
Sarah: Todd!!!! That President guy really in for it now!
Todd: why?
Sarah: An oil rig blew up in the Gulf of Mexico!
Todd: why is he in for it, babe?
Sarah: Gulf of Mexico? Why is he gettin' involved in Mexican stuff?
Todd: Mexican?
Sarah: I mean, gosh! Gulf of Mexico? Shouldn't he be worried about an oil rig that blows up in America?
Todd: Uhhhhhh...

Palins in the Kitchen: Give the Lady What She Wants

Sarah: Todd!
Todd: Yea babe?
Sarah: I hafta fill this thing out ... a rider?
Todd: A rider? Like something you ride?
Sarah: Ha, that's a good one .. no Todd, I don't think we'll be riding these pieces of paper!
Todd: Well, what do you need to fill out?
Sarah: They're askin' me what I need when I go out to these things and rally the faithful
Todd: Well how 'bout that.
Sarah:...