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Old 07-29-2009, 08:01 AM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it
will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.
7. Daily life revolves around celebrities
8. Life is measured by the volume of traffic and not years.

Take it away......Just trying to have a little fun here..take this thread with a grain of salt.
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:13 AM
 
Location: Gallatin Valley
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That was great!
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Old 07-29-2009, 09:10 AM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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Thanks!

If you guys want to add to it. Feel free to do so. This will be the new California Joke thread!
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Old 07-29-2009, 09:30 AM
 
Location: Ojai
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You Know You Live in California if...

Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

You can't remember ... Is pot illegal?

Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

You can't remember . . . Is pot illegal?

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH ."

You can't remember .... is pot illegal?

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons..

The Terminator is your governor.

HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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Old 07-29-2009, 09:44 AM
 
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, light bulbs were made illegal by the energy Nazis!

Now, if California only had lightening bugs they could read their foreclosure notices at night!
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Old 07-29-2009, 11:34 AM
 
Location: The High Seas
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The legislature! Ha Ha Ha....
The governor! ROFLMAO!!!
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Old 07-29-2009, 12:13 PM
 
Location: Oakland, CA
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Originally Posted by gdude View Post
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
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This part is not really a joke though. It's the truth
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Old 07-29-2009, 03:24 PM
 
Location: Living on the Coast in Oxnard CA
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The legislature is the biggest joke in the state.

The School employee unions are another joke.
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Old 07-29-2009, 05:00 PM
 
Location: Escondido, CA
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The Terminator is your governor.
It's spelled "governator".
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Old 07-29-2009, 06:15 PM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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Originally Posted by City Boy View Post
This part is not really a joke though. It's the truth
I know.

I'm just trying to have a little fun

You know you live in California if..........

1.When approaching a stop sign who ever has the most expensive car has the right away.
2. You water your tiny 6 foot lawn.
3. Going across town requires a feat of self control never before seen.
4. Your nanny's nanny has a nanny.
5. Your idea of "nature" is going to the local park.
6. Going outside requires sunblock+glasses
7. Your car costs more than your towns average income.
8. You think wind is exhaust coming from the car infront of you.
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