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Old 05-20-2011, 11:19 PM
 
Location: Louisiana
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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
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Old 05-21-2011, 06:29 AM
 
Location: state of confusion
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I took the quiz, 93% chance! But with 15 cats the odds could go up.
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:07 AM
 
Location: In the north country fair
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I took the quiz as well: 85%. I am certain that the only deterrant is my dog, who gets very nervous and immediately engages the cat when I am "playing" with her (i.e. she is biting and scratching the hand that feeds her).

I am fairly certain that, were an attack imminent, the dog would be the first to go The cat would only kill me after having figured out how to open the cupboard in which the food is stored. In fact, she already demonstrates attempts to open doors
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Old 05-21-2011, 01:11 PM
 
Location: Metromess
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My cat got an 83%, but he's 16 years old and too lazy.
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Old 05-21-2011, 02:08 PM
 
Location: Philaburbia
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We have an 85 percent chance that the cats are trying to kill us, and I'd be willing to bet that only 5 percent of that is because of Cookie. Checkers, on the other hand, is an evil lout. Cute, but evil.
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Old 05-21-2011, 02:14 PM
 
Location: Long Island
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Hmmm, I guess I'm doing well - only a 72% chance
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:10 PM
 
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Jasper rates an 83 percent. I am still trying to figure out his Modus Operandi for why he weaves in and out of my legs, I am sure it is an attempt to bring me down to his level, so he can launch an attack. I am also positive that when he head butts my coffee in the morning it is to check my reflexes, to see what my weaknesses are. Is the constant purring for no reason while he looks at me a ploy? And his incessant meowing when I come home each day must be to practice his mind control on me, to verify that I am conditioned to be his slave, because it is working so far, I feed him canned cat food when he does this, I am in his control. He sleeps on my bed each night, no doubt looking for an opening when he can attempt to smother me. I am much more aware of his true nature after taking the test, and will be on guard, now that I am onto his plan.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:28 AM
 
Location: Chapel Hill, N.C.
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The only thing keeping our score less than 100 percent is the fact they don't go outside and can't bring me dead animals.

I have enough problems sleeping at night. Now that I'm aware they are trying to off me, I won't ever sleep again. sigh
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:49 PM
 
Location: Nantahala National Forest, NC
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Thanks for posting!

But now I must watch for which of my 4 cats will attempt the kill



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Old 05-30-2011, 12:34 PM
 
Location: NC
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I took the quiz, 93% chance! But with 15 cats the odds could go up.
i thought i was insane with 11 of the fur demons LOL

and yes, according to that, over half of them want me dead. dont know why though. im the one who feeds them. maybe forcing them to go to the vet initiated their hatred. LOL
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