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Originally Posted by PeachSalsa
I would have agreed until this past weekend. One of my ladies jumped on the island as I was chopping up some celery. I set down the knife on the cutting board, turned around to get something from the kitchen counter behind me, and something freaked her out. She BOLTED, hitting the cutting board with her back feet, sending the knife flying. It hit the floor mere inches from my foot...
That could have ended very poorly for me. So now I know I will have to make sure there are no knives left even temporarily on a cutting board!
I am also convinced she tries to kill me every morning as I descend the stairs. Otherwise, WHY would she wait at the top of the stairs until I am half way down, and then RACE to the bottom, almost always BETWEEN my feet?
However, she also does do all the other things on the list, except bring me dead things and pee on my bed...
She's so complex! That's why I love her.
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The assault with the deadly weapon to your foot was obviously an accident. But as to the stairway issue, you might want to check your life insurance policy for any paw prints.
But I know what you mean, as I have a foot hugger too. If I had a dollar for every time I've bumped her, or tripped over her, I could probably pay off my sizeable credit card balance, and have some left over.