The pluff mud has hit the fan in Mt P! The government is crashing down around you and the only thing that stops the people from uprising is that they can't get through the traffic!
THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ARE MOVING OUT OF MT P AND HOUSE VALUES ARE PLUMMETING!!
Better move now before it's too late! I'll be happy to list your house to see if I can find a poor, unaware buyer.
(sarcasm alert)