Moving to Charlotte in hopes of selling tobacco and getting mighty rich! (live)

[Traveling Alone]

Hello fellow city-data.comers i am informing on this hear site because i recently heard of North Carolina and Charlotte having a tobacco road where one fine fellow like myself may harvest a plentiful stash and heard it around country selling at various markets and gather points.

i am coming from deep desert Arizona so a man of my nature has no understanding about growing trees let alone some good fashon tabakky! my plan is to move into a small squat or dwelling in suburban Charlotte and harvest a couple acres of tobacco and sell them around the country and hopefull steal customers away from marboro's and newports and get them on my good ole fashion tabakky. i will sell pre-rolled cigarettes and fine cigars and price them fairly high because my tobacco will be grown in great fertilzer and be a great brand of good ole fashion tobakky! i want my brand to be a household name. i wont be doing all the work myself my brother and mother and a few migrant workers/indentured servants will be helping me with labor and sales


i know i may be addicting people but ive dreamed all my life of getting rich and get away from this tippee looking dwelling ive lived in all my life and finally own a decent pair of socks and shoes and hopefully one day owning a mansion on my own island with my own airplane and my own yacht and my own stable of beautiful woman that is my dream and i believe tobacco road can make me rich

so overall im basically asking if this plan sounds alright to the native Charlotteian and im open to suggestions and comments

[coastalgirl]

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[anifani821]

Well, we don't grow tobacco here in this region of the state. So I guess that kinda messes up the plan to move to Charlotte. You'll have to go about 400 miles east to grow tobacco.