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Old 05-10-2015, 11:04 AM
 
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A threshing machine separates the grain or seeds from the straws membrane.


poking Jerwade in the side......
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Old 05-10-2015, 04:27 PM
 
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poking Jerwade in the side......
How did you know that I was laughing so hard - my side hurt?
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Old 05-10-2015, 04:41 PM
 
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If I attended the youth pastor, Vizo's, church.
I'd be rolling on the floor ... he cracks me up.

There is no doubt that God has a sense of humanistic humor.
Some had to cowboy-up, and ride horses with hemorrhoids.
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Old 05-10-2015, 04:57 PM
 
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If I attended the youth pastor, Vizo's, church.
I'd be rolling on the floor ... he cracks me up.

There is no doubt that God has a sense of humanistic humor.
Some had to cowboy-up, and ride horses with hemorrhoids.
Kemo Sabe..........Something very wrong with horse who lets man with hemorrhoids ride him.
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Old 05-10-2015, 05:17 PM
 
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The Trotting Horse Association. LMBO
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Old 05-10-2015, 05:21 PM
 
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The Trotting Horse Association. LMBO
It took me a minute(to get it) . Then again i am more accustomed to being on the water than on the back of a horse .
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Old 05-10-2015, 05:39 PM
 
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I'm not aware of any female god. Which one are you referring to?


But does the God of the universe have a sense of humor? Of course. I'm preaching through Judges 6 today. When the Angel of the Lord shows up to meet with Gideon the first time he calls him a "Mighty Man of Valor". It's obvious sarcasm--since Gideon was hiding in a winepress to thresh his wheat.
Is this some kind of euphemism?
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Old 05-10-2015, 05:45 PM
 
Location: On the brink of WWIII
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I'm not aware of any female god. Which one are you referring to?


But does the God of the universe have a sense of humor? Of course. I'm preaching through Judges 6 today. When the Angel of the Lord shows up to meet with Gideon the first time he calls him a "Mighty Man of Valor". It's obvious sarcasm--since Gideon was hiding in a winepress to thresh his wheat.
People really need to get out of the church more often and meet more people.

It only reasons that a history and folklore written by men would have a male god...

How it must change the evangelical perspective to be told God just very well could be FEMALE??

KNOWLEDGE=MIND BLOWN..
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Old 05-10-2015, 06:03 PM
 
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Since he gave us the ability to laugh I would think he does.
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Old 05-10-2015, 06:24 PM
 
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Does God have a sense of humour?
Reading some of the stuff on this board, He has to.
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