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Old 08-25-2016, 05:16 AM
 
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I am guessing that the first language of all the members who post here and all over the religious boards is not English, however, there are some folks who seem like they try to sound mystical and esoteric. Um...can you STOP it! You sound high and worse, at least me, I cannot understand what the heck you are even trying to say. Just don't post AFTER you inhale, gulp or inject, please. Sheesh!
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Old 08-25-2016, 05:29 AM
 
Location: knoxville, Tn.
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I am guessing that the first language of all the members who post here and all over the religious boards is not English, however, there are some folks who seem like they try to sound mystical and esoteric. Um...can you STOP it! You sound high and worse, at least me, I cannot understand what the heck you are even trying to say. Just don't post AFTER you inhale, gulp or inject, please. Sheesh!
I don't have a clue what you are referring to. How about an example of something you consider mystical and esoteric.
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Old 08-25-2016, 06:12 AM
 
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I am guessing that the first language of all the members who post here and all over the religious boards is not English, however, there are some folks who seem like they try to sound mystical and esoteric. Um...can you STOP it! You sound high and worse, at least me, I cannot understand what the heck you are even trying to say. Just don't post AFTER you inhale, gulp or inject, please. Sheesh!
Just letting youse guys know. I speak English, and bad English.
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Old 08-25-2016, 06:21 AM
 
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I am guessing that the first language of all the members who post here and all over the religious boards is not English, however, there are some folks who seem like they try to sound mystical and esoteric. Um...can you STOP it! You sound high and worse, at least me, I cannot understand what the heck you are even trying to say. Just don't post AFTER you inhale, gulp or inject, please. Sheesh!
I talks 'murican....
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Old 08-25-2016, 06:28 AM
 
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And I'd be one of them....it's ok, I know....

My question is and then I'll answer yours: first of all; what makes you think we're TRYING?

I'll tell you the truth, as always....

When you walk with His Spirit long enough, and He begins to show you the mysteries, you find that unconsciously almost a new "language" is formed in you, even though you're speaking your native tongue. The word speaks of this as the tongue of the learned, as being taught of Him. Over time, it becomes increasingly difficult to "switch back" so to speak, and you struggle to find words to express something that was given without natural words.

I know literally hundreds of people that can understand what we write (and in reality there are thousands), just as it is written, because they too were taught of the Spirit. The fact that He does what He says He will (teach you if you ask Him) was robbed from the churches by doubt and unbelief by men who themselves didn't believe it (and/or it would have cost them the control a body that was not theirs = Jezebel spirit), and the travesty of robbery it has done to His body is incalculable. Peace
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Old 08-25-2016, 06:41 AM
 
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Insaneindamembrane,
I bet my ignore list is bigger than your ignore list, my friend.
It's called Conflict Resolution...rather than wanting the world to change around
you to your liking,
you resolve the issue yourself, within yourself, for yourself.
There, problem solved...and no one had to change for you.
Ah, life is good.
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Old 08-25-2016, 07:56 AM
 
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THREAD TITLE: Who was Jesus?

CONFUSING RESPONSE: When the lilacs bloom under the morning dew and Sirius eats Cheetos for breakfast then the Mongolians shall sit down with the aliens and discuss last night's episode of the Kardashians.

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Old 08-25-2016, 08:19 AM
 
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THREAD TITLE: Who was Jesus?

CONFUSING RESPONSE: When the lilacs bloom under the morning dew and Sirius eats Cheetos for breakfast then the Mongolians shall sit down with the aliens and discuss last night's episode of the Kardashians.


hahahahahahha

Isn't it obvious?

If Jesus is God, and Mongolian BBQ is food for the Gods. Jesus is Mongolian.

Lilacs bloom in Spring. Jesus was born in the Spring. Jesus is lilac (euphemism).

If Sirius eats Cheetos for breakfast, and Kardashian skin is orange. Sirius is a Kardashian, and a Kardashians are really Cheetos.
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Old 08-25-2016, 08:20 AM
 
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What's confusing about that answer? If you take the second word, and combine it with the first letter of the 7th word, the 2nd letter of the 8th word the first and last letter of the 10th word, the 7th letter and 8th letter of the 17th word and the second letter of the 18th word.. there you have your answer. Clear as daylight don't you think?
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Old 08-25-2016, 08:24 AM
 
Location: New York City
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hahahahahahha

Isn't it obvious?

If Jesus is God, and Mongolian BBQ is food for the Gods. Jesus is Mongolian.

Lilacs bloom in Spring. Jesus was born in the Spring. Jesus is lilac (euphemism).

If Sirius eats Cheetos for breakfast, and Kardashian skin is orange. Sirius is a Kardashian, and a Kardashians are really Cheetos.
Clearly I need some of what you're drinking. lol
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