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Old 09-20-2016, 11:06 AM
 
Location: US
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answer the door naked screaming SATAN, you're my father...wearing a Darth Vader mask...
Awww, Z....Ya beat me to it...
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Old 09-20-2016, 11:08 AM
 
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I AM a pastor and they visit my house occasionally. They KNOW I'm a pastor, but they come anyway.

I would suggest contacting the police. Ask them what they suggest.
Come on, You're not a pastor....
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Old 09-20-2016, 11:16 AM
 
Location: On the brink of WWIII
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Lol, that's a good idea, except for the possible public nudity charges.

Still, that's hilarious.
Stupidly, I too thought it was hilarious. Though I know a woman who did answer the door naked with a glass of wine...
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Old 09-20-2016, 11:17 AM
 
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Awww, Z....Ya beat me to it...
But it was just a brief moment of stupidity on my part. LOL
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Old 09-20-2016, 11:34 AM
 
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Come on, You're not a pastor....
It's weird. I live in a parsonage. I stand up and preach every Sunday. I get paid by a church. I am ordained as a "Reverend". People call me "Pastor".
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Old 09-20-2016, 06:18 PM
 
Location: Salt Lake City
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I knew a guy from Salt Lake City that would open the door in his underwear with a beer in his hand. The nice young men wouldn't stick around to talk.
Why not? Hadn't they ever seen underwear or beer before?
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Old 09-20-2016, 06:32 PM
 
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Why not? Hadn't they ever seen underwear or beer before?
I am sure they had, but I suspect what was not covered didn't look too good.
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Old 09-20-2016, 06:34 PM
 
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Stupidly, I too thought it was hilarious. Though I know a woman who did answer the door naked with a glass of wine...
Yeah, one woman answered the door when what a JW calls a Circuit Overseer was there. She said what do you think of this outfit. He said no big deal my wife has one just like it.
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Old 09-20-2016, 06:39 PM
 
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I knew a guy from Salt Lake City that would open the door in his underwear with a beer in his hand. The nice young men wouldn't stick around to talk.
Were the young men LDS? Having known many Mormons I have a very hard time believing that would upset them.
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Old 09-20-2016, 07:07 PM
 
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Were the young men LDS? Having known many Mormons I have a very hard time believing that would upset them.
Probably a Podunk Calvinist legend.

Check Snopes.
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