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Old 05-07-2015, 05:29 AM
 
Location: Homeless
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Well, technically, the lawsuit was filed by God and Jesus Christ, the woman being only an ambassador
Woman sues all the gay people all around the world
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This past Tuesday, a woman in Nebraska, US, presented the District Court of Omaha with a 7-page handwritten petition asking that a judge strike their mighty hammer and rule once and for all whether or not being gay is a sin.
That's right, this woman, identified as 66-year-old Sylvia Ann Driskell of Auburn, filed a lawsuit against all the gay people everywhere on Earth.
Before you make any comments on this petition of hers, you should know that, technically, it wasn't Sylvia Ann Driskell who filed suit. Au contraire, the plaintiffs are God and Jesus Christ. The 66-year-old is only their ambassador.
Thus, the woman makes sure to point out that she wrote and filed the petition acting as “ambassador for plaintiffs God and His Son, Jesus Christ.”


Enough said...
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Old 05-07-2015, 10:37 AM
 
Location: Sylmar, a part of Los Angeles
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A judge or court dosen't have to rule that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible is clear, it is.
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Old 05-07-2015, 10:41 AM
 
Location: Flawduh
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Don't Christians know that the Bible says to keep Church and State separate?
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Old 05-07-2015, 10:44 AM
 
Location: Midwest
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well, technically, the lawsuit was filed by god and jesus christ, the woman being only an ambassador
woman sues all the gay people all around the world
2 photosview all

this past tuesday, a woman in nebraska, us, presented the district court of omaha with a 7-page handwritten petition asking that a judge strike their mighty hammer and rule once and for all whether or not being gay is a sin.
that's right, this woman, identified as 66-year-old sylvia ann driskell of auburn, filed a lawsuit against all the gay people everywhere on earth.
Before you make any comments on this petition of hers, you should know that, technically, it wasn't sylvia ann driskell who filed suit. Au contraire, the plaintiffs are god and jesus christ. The 66-year-old is only their ambassador.
Thus, the woman makes sure to point out that she wrote and filed the petition acting as “ambassador for plaintiffs god and his son, jesus christ.”


enough said...
lol...
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Old 05-07-2015, 10:52 AM
 
Location: Howard County, Maryland
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The Bible makes clear that homosexual behavior is a sin. God is the Author of said Book, and is also the Supreme Judge of the World. Therefore, in no way does He need any human judge to rule on this matter, as He already knows the answer.

I must therefore conclude that God did not authorize Sylvia Ann Driskell to speak on His behalf before the District Court of Omaha.
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Old 05-07-2015, 10:53 AM
 
Location: West Hollywood
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A judge or court dosen't have to rule that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible is clear, it is.
The Bible is pretty clear on all kinds of stuff but most Christians ignore it. It's just the stuff that gives them excuses to hate people that modern Christians take to heart.
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Old 05-07-2015, 10:59 AM
 
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The Bible is pretty clear on all kinds of stuff but most Christians ignore it. It's just the stuff that gives them excuses to hate people that modern Christians take to heart.
isn't that the basis of most religion?

"Think like me otherwise I hate you?"



So glad I'm an atheist. Life is so stress free not worrying about petty things
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Old 05-07-2015, 11:51 AM
 
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A judge or court dosen't have to rule that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible is clear, it is.
God's pizzed because someone broke copyright laws when publishing his words without his permission. Men are like that, always breaking laws and taking things for granted where God is concerned. God never got a chance to copy-proof the first edition and it just keeps perpetuating the nonsense written in his name.

You'd think people would be smarter by now and learn to attribute direct quotes to anyone other than a sky demon who has never uttered a word since his supposed revelations.

Religion: used to subjugate people since the beginning of time.......Only stupid people give it relevance to use AGAINST people other than themselves.
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Old 05-07-2015, 11:55 AM
 
Location: Denver, Colorado U.S.A.
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A judge or court dosen't have to rule that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible is clear, it is.
That's one opinion. Luckily, the bible doesn't apply to those of us who have a different opinion.
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Old 05-07-2015, 11:58 AM
 
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Well, technically, the lawsuit was filed by God and Jesus Christ, the woman being only an ambassador
Woman sues all the gay people all around the world
2 photosVIEW ALL

This past Tuesday, a woman in Nebraska, US, presented the District Court of Omaha with a 7-page handwritten petition asking that a judge strike their mighty hammer and rule once and for all whether or not being gay is a sin.
That's right, this woman, identified as 66-year-old Sylvia Ann Driskell of Auburn, filed a lawsuit against all the gay people everywhere on Earth.
Before you make any comments on this petition of hers, you should know that, technically, it wasn't Sylvia Ann Driskell who filed suit. Au contraire, the plaintiffs are God and Jesus Christ. The 66-year-old is only their ambassador.
Thus, the woman makes sure to point out that she wrote and filed the petition acting as “ambassador for plaintiffs God and His Son, Jesus Christ.”


Enough said...
There is literally no shortage of loons in the world.

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A judge or court dosen't have to rule that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible is clear, it is.
Hahahahaha!!!!! You're hilarious!
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