Woman has sex...with a tree?

[bagster]

Originally Posted by Hollynla

Am I the only one concerned about the splinters?

I wouldn't worry unless the sap starting dripping.

[Scrat335]

FFS people it's a British tabloid.

[gentlearts]

I was not able to view the link, but in the movie ,The Piano, the girls had sex with trees. I assume it was a bit scratchy.

[noregon98]

Woman has sex...with a tree?

How embarrassing. Was she a cougar?

Gee I sure hope it was with an Elderberry at least.

Originally Posted by MPowering1

Sounds like she was inspired by 'The Piano'.

Oh gimme' a break...is that gong to be her justification now..."the piano just happened to be playing Love The One You’re With and well, you know..."

Originally Posted by incognitoe

There was a documentary on this man who has sex with cars.

I think saw that one too…“Bumper-Humpers”, right?

[kovert]

Sometimes I wish some thread titles would leave out a little details for the (protection of the) imagination.

[atgss]

Poor Tree!