How Romney and the GOP can Lose this One (Dick Cheney, Iraq, interviews)

[markg91359]

1. Pick Paul Ryan as his Vice Presidential candidate and make certain that Ryan campaigns in every state in this country on the theme of how how important it is that we privatize and end Medicare.

2. Make sure Sarah Palin campaigns for the GOP ticket and that (1) she takes Bristol with her; (2) Rides around a lot on loud motorcycles; and (3) Constantly blames the "lamestream media" for her defeat in 2008 at every stop in her tour.

3. Get Dick Cheney out there too. Perhaps, he could campaign in the late afternoon after he looks even more tired and unhappy than he usually does. Have him talk about the importance of cutting everyone's Medicare and at the same time expressing thanks that it was there to pay for his heart transplant.

4. Have George W. Bush give a couple of campaign speeches reminding the public about what a success his war in Iraq was.

5. Have Michelle Bachman campaign on some of her old themes during the primary season. She could remind everyone that she called George W. Bush a "socialist" at one point.

6. Get Rick Perry to make speeches around the country talking about the dire need to eliminate entire government departments to control deficit spending. Make sure he can't remember the names of some of those departments either.

7. Have Herman Cain join the effort. Make sure all the women who say he sexually harassed him give media interviews following each of his speeches.

The GOP should feel embarrassed about the choice of candidates its given us this year.

[mateo45]

Oh, oh.... and have Rick Santorum join the parade, by scolding lib-ruls, muslims, "homa-sekchuls", and college-educated "elites"... and by reminding us how reading JFK's famous speech re: the separation of church and state, "almost made him throw up"!

[emcee squared]

You forgot one guy: Karl Rove. A campaign party doesn't start until the Turd Blossom arrives.