2008 Democratic National Convention schedule (Rush Limbaugh, John Kerry, Harry Reid, Condi Rice)

[Fun2Day]

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention
(Just Released)

7:00 pm Opening U. S. flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Espanol

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Non-religious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry and Jack Murtha

9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi, followed by nomination of Barack Hussein Obama, the II by Harry Reid

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great Satan", 'W' Bush

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic
Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the
Republican party and free speech.

1:05 am Coronation of Barack Hussein Obama, the II.

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

[Delta Planter]

I'll go you one better:

Republican National Convention Schedule - New York, NY

• 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
• 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
• 6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
• 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
• 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary?"
• 7:30 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan's picture to replace all portraits on all American currency
• 7:35 PM Trent Lott -- "Re-segregation in the 21st Century"
• 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner
• 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
• 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
• 8:15 PM John ******** Lecture: The *****s Are After Your Children
• 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
• 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
• 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
• 9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly speaks on "Why Women Shouldn't Be Leaders"
• 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
• 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
• 10:00 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to replace figures dynamited from Mt. Rushmore
• 10:15 PM Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple
• 10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho-- Even When You Feel Squishy Inside
• 10:35 PM Announcement: Nation's capital re-named Reaganville USA
• 10:40 PM John ******** Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
• 10:45 PM The Grand Old Party's Tribute to Tokenism, featuring Colin Powell & Condi Rice
• 10:46 PM Ann Coulter's Tribute to "Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot"
• 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy
• 11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
• 11:20 PM John ******** Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
• 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
• 11:35 PM Blame Clinton
• 11:40 PM Newt Gingrich speaks on "The Sanctity of Marriage"
• 11:40:30 PM Announcement: Pacific Ocean re-named The Reagan Sea
• 11:50 PM Acclamation of George W. Bush as Most Holy and Supreme Planetary Overlord
• 12:00 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself.

[trzlucky]

Originally Posted by Delta Planter

I'll go you one better:


Republican National Convention Schedule - New York, NY

• [SIZE=2]12:00 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself.

So you concede that Jesus is a Conservative?

[ocexpo]

LOVE IT!!!! Its all so true.

[Delta Planter]

Originally Posted by trzlucky

So you concede that Jesus is a Conservative?

I don't concede anything! I just posted a funny!

[Fun2Day]

Originally Posted by trzlucky

So you concede that Jesus is a Conservative?

Must be in the case. Jesus did not condone gay marriage or killing innocent babies or anything like that.

[01Snake]

Ted Kennedy Toast! bahahahaha

[ocexpo]

Originally Posted by Fun2Day

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention
(Just Released)

7:00 pm Opening U. S. flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Espanol

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Non-religious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry and Jack Murtha

9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi, followed by nomination of Barack Hussein Obama, the II by Harry Reid

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great Satan", 'W' Bush

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic
Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the
Republican party and free speech.

1:05 am Coronation of Barack Hussein Obama, the II.

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

I wish I could give you 10 reps for this, this is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nick is rulz]

both made me chuckle.

[Fun2Day]

Originally Posted by 01Snake

Ted Kennedy Toast! bahahahaha

I like when Bill suggests Ted Kennedy drives Hillary home!! We know of Ted Kennedy's driving record!

Originally Posted by ocexpo

I wish I could give you 10 reps for this, this is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to make people laugh!

Originally Posted by nick is rulz

both made me chuckle.

Glad it was a non-partisan laugh! LOL