Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun (John Kerry, Al Gore)

[Kerby W-R]

Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun

10.Offer John McCain $1 million if he correctly guesses how many homes he owns
9.Every night, one lucky lady gets to go home with John Edwards
8.In honor of party mascot, serve assortment of delicious donkey and mule treats
7.Each delegate gets a kitty, superdelegates get a super kitty!
6.Special appearance by the exhumed remains of Lyndon Johnson
5.Call the Pepsi Center something crazy like the Bird's Nest or the Water Cube
4.Give John Kerry's crazy wife five minutes to say whatever she wants -- remember her?
3.Kick things off with a song from Dennis Kucinich
2.Five words: hot volleyball babes in bikinis
1.Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention

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Originally Posted by Kerby W-R

Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun

10.Offer John McCain $1 million if he correctly guesses how many homes he owns
9.Every night, one lucky lady gets to go home with John Edwards
8.In honor of party mascot, serve assortment of delicious donkey and mule treats
7.Each delegate gets a kitty, superdelegates get a super kitty!
6.Special appearance by the exhumed remains of Lyndon Johnson
5.Call the Pepsi Center something crazy like the Bird's Nest or the Water Cube
4.Give John Kerry's crazy wife five minutes to say whatever she wants -- remember her?
3.Kick things off with a song from Dennis Kucinich
2.Five words: hot volleyball babes in bikinis
1.Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention

Are you Will Kerby from Big Brother? You are giving off vibes as if you are. I am just curious.

[Slash83]

You're concerned because someone forgot how many houses he has even though his wife is buying them..

You should be concered with the fact Obama is a college educated idiot who claims he has visited 57 states...with one left to go.

Surely he'll need all 57..or 58 I should say for support, right?

[Kerby W-R]

Obama is far from an idiot. Most people know that whether they support him or not. We might call the moon blue if we hadn't had any sleep on the campaign trail day after day. If you're looking for perfection in any candidate you won't find it. If you believe our country is heading in the right direction then McCain's your man. If you don't Obama will be a great
president and Biden will be an excellent V.P.

[Friendly blogger]

There is one more way that the Democrats at the Convention had fun. The Budget and Tax News (October 2008 edition) reported that "The Democratic Convention Committee got tax-free gasoline in Denver. They were fueling their vehicles and getting their cars washed at city facilities since last March." One month before the convention Denver residents heard about it. Guess the Democrats do have more fun.
How come this has not made the major newspapers and networks?