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Old 07-29-2009, 08:46 AM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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1. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
2. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist..
3. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
4. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.
5. "Nature" is the local beach
6. People freak when temps get below 70.
7. The keys don't jingle


Take it away from here..Just trying to have a little fun here. Take this thread with a grain of salt. Enjoy

 
Old 07-29-2009, 10:37 AM
 
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1. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
2. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist..
3. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
4. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.
5. "Nature" is the local beach
6. People freak when temps get below 70.
7. The keys don't jingle


Take it away from here..Just trying to have a little fun here. Take this thread with a grain of salt. Enjoy
The palmetto bugs down there are so huge, man. When a hurricane hits, you're better off hopping on one to the airport than trying to get a ride from a neighbor trying to jump start his mobile home.
 
Old 07-29-2009, 11:28 AM
 
Location: where my heart is
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I don't get #7. Why don't keys jingle?
 
Old 07-29-2009, 11:56 AM
 
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The signs going into Florida are being changed to include a picture of gator with a straw hat on and holding a sawed-off 12 gauge shotgun. The caption underneath will say "Welcome Tourists".
 
Old 07-29-2009, 11:59 AM
 
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I don't get #7. Why don't keys jingle?
Key West, Key Largo, etc.
 
Old 07-29-2009, 08:33 PM
 
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Florida State Mottos

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.


FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.


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“Why does SeaWorld have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner!” -Lynda Montgomery
 
Old 07-29-2009, 08:57 PM
 
Location: Western Hoosierland
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LMAO!!!

Love the first 2!!

You know you live in Florida if......

1. Your house only has A/C.
2. You drive your rented Lamborghini to the neighborhood block party.
3. Days are measured by the amount of sunlight.
4. You earn more than $300K and can't afford a house.
5. You cry when you find a parking spot in the shade.
6. People wear parkas when the temp gets below 70.
 
Old 07-30-2009, 06:37 PM
 
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Funny!you add smile to my day...
 
Old 07-31-2009, 09:16 PM
 
Location: Daytona Beach, Florida
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As a Floridian, can I post the same thread in Indiana about dumb Hoosier farmer jokes?
 
Old 08-01-2009, 09:31 AM
 
Location: Amherst, MA
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