I'm not kidding. If you truly have a problem with the south, and are not some sort of child molester/rapist/murderer, and have some time to travel, I will pick you up at Atlanta's Hartsfield International, and take you on a tour of Northwest Georgia. I just need advanced notice to take off of work for a day(sorry, that's all you get) and you just need to be able to pay for you're own room and board(the wife wouldn't have it, sorry). I am sure you will have a new appreciation, or at least understanding. Come on down. It'll be fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODXE5...layer_embedded