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Location: Monterey Bay, California -- watching the sea lions, whales and otters! :D
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Since he seems to be enjoying all the "gory" details about sex lives, maybe some people could recommend some good "movies" to rent for him....cough, cough ..... I think you know the kind.... He needs some at-home entertainment without his computer!
Since he seems to be enjoying all the "gory" details about sex lives, maybe some people could recommend some good "movies" to rent for him....cough, cough ..... I think you know the kind.... He needs some at-home entertainment without his computer!
Hey, maybe he can find that kind of entertainment on his computer.
I have tons.
Location: Monterey Bay, California -- watching the sea lions, whales and otters! :D
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He needs to get outside!
No, no, he has to get away from that computer and out of his room!! Into the humidity!! Or maybe into a dark, air-conditioned theatre with a nice X-rated movie. Besides, my guess is he has a large collection already on his computer. He needs to combine his interest in sex with getting outside and "mingling."
Actually, he might want to take a trip to Miami and look for some lusty women along the roadsides who "wink, wink" at him, and for a small amount of his Oil City money, he could have a loooooonnnnnggg night of "cuddling!"
No, no, he has to get away from that computer and out of his room!! Into the humidity!! Or maybe into a dark, air-conditioned theatre with a nice X-rated movie. Besides, my guess is he has a large collection already on his computer. He needs to combine his interest in sex with getting outside and "mingling."
Actually, he might want to take a trip to Miami and look for some lusty women along the roadsides who "wink, wink" at him, and for a small amount of his Oil City money, he could have a loooooonnnnnggg night of "cuddling!"
Eeeewwww, just the thought of it......
LMFAO
I said something in his stuffed animals thread about someone turning tricks for a stuffed teddy bear.
Well, he only responds back when he feels he can defend himself well.
He won't respond back when he knows he doesn't have a fighting chance... so if the thread were to "expire" then I suppose its no loss to him since he is ignoring all the advice and tips we give anyways
You are keen observer, poprocksncoke---I do believe NAH is hiding. Now, the question is from whom is he hiding, where is he hiding and with whom? Could he be having.....x?
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Originally Posted by poprocksncoke
Well, he only responds back when he feels he can defend himself well.
He won't respond back when he knows he doesn't have a fighting chance... so if the thread were to "expire" then I suppose its no loss to him since he is ignoring all the advice and tips we give anyways
You are keen observer, poprocksncoke---I do believe NAH is hiding. Now, the question is from whom is he hiding, where is he hiding and with whom? Could he be having.....x?
You shall burn for even thinking he might be... *gulp* mating.
So wait.. if you uhm, love yourself ( ) is it self-mating?!
What if you are a hermaphodite...OH OH OH
NAH, if you are a hermaphodite, can you have sex (ah, sorry MATE) with youself?? I mean.. you aren't spreading disease... its self contained!!!
It's BRILLIANT!!!!
If only we could put this all into a short story, or even a long story, I bet we could all make enough money to send NAH to Oil City with a car...! Is that hell?
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He needs to get outside!
