Dogs and Cats (school, taxes, living)

[Beto]

What kind of dog or cat do you have and how many?

[Beto]

Golden Retriever.

[jfre81]

They eat human flesh, don't pay taxes and sell illegal narcotics to your schoolchildren. But they're fixed and they've had all their shots. I don't view them as a threat to society.



But they've trashed my living room a time or two.

[tstone]

This one's mine, but we also have a black & tan one who prefers my wife.

[Beto]

Originally Posted by jfre81

They eat human flesh, don't pay taxes and sell illegal narcotics to your schoolchildren. But they're fixed and they've had all their shots. I don't view them as a threat to society.



But they've trashed my living room a time or two.

They sure know how to have fun.

[Beto]

Originally Posted by tstone

This one's mine, but we also have a black & tan one who prefers my wife.

Like to homemade bed you made for him.

[tstone]

Homemade = 2 dog beds from Target. The zipper just broke on that top one. I stacked the beds in the corner and he proceeded to make a sandwich. They are long gone now, and we have 2 new beds. But he has been known to drag them around and make his own sandwich.

[EasilyAmused]

I have rescue animal. They told me it was a dog, but it's really a Velosorapter. That or the cute bunny from Monty Python's Holy Grail. A cute, sweet and fluffy collie mix that kisses and love, but the minute the door bell rings he's a black and white Tasmanian devil out for blood. Oh, and did I mention he pees on any new furniture than comes into the house?
I love that dog.

[jfre81]

Now this is what you call a homemade bed.

[Beto]

Originally Posted by jfre81

Now this is what you call a homemade bed.

Now that's priceless.