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Originally Posted by MikeyKid
"Assets" lol
What like all their silver shorts?
Maybe to Jamie Diamond and Blythe Masters that's a drop in the bucket. However, that's a whole bunch of money for anyone and you can bet your lunch that the retail banking managers will be answering to their managers on this. It's a trend they don't want to see develop because JPM could very easily get themselves back into a liquidity trap should PMs continue to rise.
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Liquidity trap, ha! A firm that makes that much in a lunch hour? - thanks for the laugh.
Chase Real life - Phone picked up, dialed to NY Fed.
NY Fed - Hello? What? you want to sell $12.5MM par value in U.S. Treasury securities and have the proceeds placed into your reserve account. Please hold for confirmation.
NY Fed - You sold $12.5MM par value in U.S. Treasury Bills paying 0.01% at a price of 100.48 due April 30, 2011. Proceeds to be placed in your reserve account upon settlement.
The Fed thanks you for your transaction and repeated loyalty. Have a nice day.
Chase - Sold US Treasuries at a premium, book gain on sale of assets, debit cash, credit US Treasuries account. Wow, what a day, let's go out and celebrate. Some sucka paid a premium for negative amortization securities - imagine paying the government (umm, i mean us
) to take their money! Good riddance to those pia's at Hempstead..
Liquidity trap, hahahahaahahah!!!