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Old 07-30-2013, 02:26 PM
 
Location: Miami
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Here's one of his funniest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=ZV9XZHXlpx0

Me voy de miami.wmv on youtube

 
Old 07-30-2013, 02:56 PM
 
Location: Whispering pines, cutler bay FL.
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Originally Posted by valicky View Post
Here's one of his funniest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=ZV9XZHXlpx0

Me voy de miami.wmv on youtube
OMG!!!!! This was one of my Favs of his! Like a NJ or PA! Or any northern person moving to Miami reservable rant!

He was the Cuban Eddie Murphy. RIP AG, you will be missed. BTW my mom and Dad would listen to him all the time when we were suppose to be in bed and they would crack up big time!

I might just translate this skit for non Spanish folks later.

Btw thank you for a hell of a laugh and remembering my inner Cubanism.
 
Old 07-30-2013, 03:13 PM
 
Location: Whispering pines, cutler bay FL.
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OMG!!!!! This was one of my Favs of his! Like a NJ or PA! Or any northern person moving to Miami reservable rant!

He was the Cuban Eddie Murphy. RIP AG, you will be missed. BTW my mom and Dad would listen to him all the time when we were suppose to be in bed and they would crack up big time!

I might just translate this skit for non Spanish folks later.

Btw thank you for a hell of a laugh and remembering my inner Cubanism.
Here is the translation for non Spanish speaking folks, I think a lot of long timers here moving to colder climates might get a kick out of it.

Last edited by Cubanchic; 07-30-2013 at 03:14 PM.. Reason: Forget the content.
 
Old 07-30-2013, 03:14 PM
 
Location: Whispering pines, cutler bay FL.
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Me voy de Miami



Alvarez Guedes Me Voy De Miami – One of the Most Hilarious Jokes Ever!



Here is the English translation

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Alvarez Guedes Me Voy De Miami: English Translation…
Here is the Translation to the Joke in English “Alvarez Guedes Me Voy De Miami”*

There is a Cuban Guy who is Sick of Living In Miami…

He’s Sick of the Cubanism and all that stuff…

He Decided to Move to a Small Town in Pennsylvania…

He Wrote his Friend a Diary documenting the time he spent in His New Location outside of Miami…

Diary Entry: August 14:

Tomorrow, God Willing, I’m getting out of Miami…

I cannot stand this City Anymore..

It’s So Damn Hot, and So Damn Humid and all this ‘cubanism’, is driving me crazy…

I’m getting the HELL out of Miami…

Diary Entry: August 16

I finally moved into my New Home in the Town of Pennsylvania!

Oh My God, everything is soooo beautiful!

The Mountains are MAJESTIC..

I Cannot wait to see them Snow-Capped!

How awesome it is to leave behind the heat, the traffic, the hurricanes and all the ‘cubanism’ here in Pennsylvania.. This is The Life!!

Diary Entry: October 14:

Pennsylvania is the MOST Beautiful Place I’ve ever seen in my LIFE!!

Now we are in the FALL Season and the colors of the Leaves are absolutely Beautiful! So Many Different Colors…

It is SO Awesome to have all 4 Seasons!

In Miami, there is only 1 Season!

HEAT and MORE HEAT and Humidity!

There are 4 Full Seasons out here and for the first time I decided to take a walk through a forest and for the first time in my life I Spotted a DEER. And the Deer is one of the MOST Beautiful Animals I have Ever Seen! It’s Agile, and Elegant…

Wow, this is TRULY The LIFE!!

Diary Entry: November 11:

Deer hunting Season has begun.

I cannot even imagine how Anyone who would ever want to harm or kill a deer. It’s a Beautiful Creature created by God.

Diary Entry: November 15:

Winter is Finally Here!

God I sure hope it Snows Soon!

This is The Life!!

Diary Entry: December 2:

It Snowed Last Night!

I woke up and went outside only to discover everything was beautifully covered in white. It looked like a winter wonderland! It looked like a Christmas Card.

With a Shovel.. I removed the Snow from the Front of the house… I ended up playing in the snow.. making snow angels and having a delightful snowball fight with my next door neighbor!

After the Street snow plower Machine came by I had to shovel up the snow in front of my house..

The Snow is so beautiful…

The Snow looks like beautiful white Cotton balls…

What a beautiful place Pennsylvania is…

Man this sure is ‘The Life!’…

Diary Entry: December 3:

It Snowed AGAIN Yesterday…

I Love it..

The Damn street snow Machine Messed up my Front Lawn again as it passed by…

Well.. What’s the use in Complaining.. This IS The Life!

Diary Entry: December 19:

It SNOWED Again Last Night!

I couldn’t Quite Clean the Front of the house completely because before I had a chance, the damn Street plower came by and ruined the front of the house yet again…

So I couldn’t even get to work..

I’m Sick and Tired of Shoveling all this Snow..

Damn Stupid Snow Cleaners…

Diary Entry: December 22:

Last Night it DAMN Snowed AGAIN

Better Said.. WHITE ****!!!

My Hands are TOTALLY DESTROYED From Shoveling Damn Snow So Much!!

I Could Swear that the DAMN Snow Cleaner DRIVER just WATCHES and Waits for Me to Finish Shoveling the snow so he can come over and F*CK Up the front of my house again!!

Son of a Bi*ch Dammit…

Diary Entry: December 25:

I Still have NOT Been Able to Leave My House!

Last Night it was ‘Noche Buena’ (Christmas Eve) And All I was able to eat was a damn Cheese and Bread Sandwich.

I Just don’t understand why they don’t Put MORE SALT on the Road so that the Damn Snow Melts Quicker!

Diary Entry: December 27:

It Snowed Last night….. AGAIN…

I have been stuck inside my house for DAYS..

I only go outside to SHOVEL!

And Then Comes the Bastard of the Snow cleanerMachine Driver only to Ruin my Front Lawn Again…

I haven’t been able to see my Car for DAYS…

It’s got a MOUNTAIN of SNOW covered on top of it!

And to top it off.. The Weather Report says it’s going to Snow ANOTHER 10 Inches!

Diary Entry: December 28:

The Idiot on the Weather Channel Screwed up Again…

It didn’t snow 10 inches..

It snowed 32 INCHES MORE!!!

Son of a *****..

If we continue like this, it will be snowing until the summer gets here!

What a Disgrace!

Diary Entry: December 30:

GREAT! Now the Snow cleaner Machine *Broke Down…

Diary Entry: December 31:

Today, Another Salt Machine Came buy and threw plenty of Salt on the Ground, thank God!

Diary Entry: January 4:

Today was the first day I was finally able to get out of my house…

I went out to go food shopping and a DEER Ran in front of my Car and I accidentally killed him…

It’s going to cost $3,000 To Fix my Car!

And it’s ALL the DAMN DEER’s FAULT!!!

Gotta Poison all those Suckers!!

They are Nothing but a NUISSANCE!

Deer hunting Season should Last ALL YEAR LONG!!!

Diary Entry: March 10:

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice in front of my house…

I Broke A Leg…

Once I was able to Remove the Cast, I went to pick up the Car from the Repair shop and he told me that the entire undercarriage needed to be replaced because all the salt from the Salt Machine had rusted the bottom of the car completely…

Why in the World Can’t They Come up with some other way to MELT the ice on the Street!!??

Diary Entry: March 15:

I moved back to MIAMI….

Now THIS is the LIFE….aaaahhhhh

The Heat, the Humidity, The Hurricanes and Cuban Coffee…

To Live in Pennsylvania..

You Must be out of your DAMN MIND!!!!
 
Old 07-30-2013, 03:26 PM
 
Location: Miami
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