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Originally Posted by irman
Hi Urk,
Nice to meet you again.
Glad to finally hear from you.
Your Family is Famous !!!
Saw your family picture in the Natural Museum of History.
I think you are the second from the right, no ?
We lived two caves away from you, moved away to the next hill about 9000 years ago.
The neighbourhood was getting too rowdy, and some weird illegals moving in !!
Regards from
Grunt.
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Who are you...or why haven't you moved on to a higher plane of existence yet? Last Urk remembers...we had a food shortage for a few months of a particularly rough winter...and you froze into a sort of Gruntsicle...and we went all Donner party style on ya, buddy.
Neandertals Turned to Cannibalism, Bone Cave Suggests
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Originally Posted by DinsdalePirahna
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Nope.
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Originally Posted by plwhit
How can this be Clintone that you are the only one left?
We see a few Neanderthal's in those commercials on TV...
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...and Urk plans on suing them some day for their hateful mockery.
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Originally Posted by Ghengis
OK Urk (if that's your real name), have you heard this one before?
Neanderthal man walks into a cave with a pterodactyl on his shoulder.
Neanderthal woman said "Where did you find that ugly thing?"
And the pterodactyl replied "I won him in a raffle."
Ha Ha Ha Ha, get it!? ..... no I don't suppose you do, do ya?
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The Flinstones are not an accurate depiction of Urk's kind. Urk plans on suing them as well someday.
Also...while Urk admits that Urk's memory is regularly wrong and a young earth could be true...Urk would like young-earth believing Homo-sapiens to explain the following:
http://www.space.com/4958-farthest-galaxy.html
How can Hubble Telescope spot galaxy 13 billion light years away...if universe is not quite a few more winters...plus a few more...plus quite a few more winters than Urk can count to...old?
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Originally Posted by DewDropInn
Good news!
You are NOT the last surviving Neanderthal.
There are bunches of you posting on POC.
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Don't know what POC is...but Urk is sure Urk'll sue them once Urk finds out.
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Originally Posted by Narcissus23
Quack-a-Doodle...............................
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Urk is deeply hurt by this statement.
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Originally Posted by cwamjn
What are the maximum number of NFS shares I can have mapped to a single ESX 5 host?
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Urk has spent the last several centuries in the Himalayas pretending to be a yeti. What's a "share?"
Neanderthal body structure:
What did Neanderthals look like? - Natural History Museum
BBC Nature - Neanderthal videos, news and facts
Neanderthals: Prehistory's Hominids: Their Anatomy, Primative Society, and Evolutionary Fate. | Suite101.com
Neanderthal speech/other stuff:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/...000-years.html
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/1...guage-dna.html
Neanderthal noses:
Actually, Urk made a mistake. Urk's nose may well be worse than many Homo-sapiens
http://www.redorbit.com/news/science...ved_a_purpose/
http://news.discovery.com/earth/nean...rs-111216.html
Urk's big nose may not have been of that much use to Urk...how emberassing.
Urk happy now. Urk can go back to pretending to be a yeti...in the yeti halloween suit, making fake yeti footprints in the Himalayas with paper-mache-molded gorilla feet...in order to confuse Homo sapiens for Urk's entertainment.