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I thought this would be a fun, friendly thread, and this seemed to be the best forum for it.
Let us know about you, who you are, what you're like, by doing a top-ten list of things no one will ever hear you say.
Here's mine:
The top 10 things you'll never hear TracySam say:
10. Like, why read a book when you can just read magazines?
9. Eew, I just don't "get" all these people with pets!
8. No more wine for me, thanks!
7. OMG! Did you see American Idol last night??? How about Real Housewives of the Jerseylicious Shore?
6. The answer to this problem, like most problems, is MORE GOVERNMENT REGULATION!
5. I was out dancing all night at the after-hours dance club, after several hours in the gambling casino, and boy am I tired.
4. Wow, I sure do love literature spawned from internet fan fiction!
3. I just can't get me enough of that celebrity gossip!
2. Waiter, there's too much cheese in this dish.
and #1: Gee, I sure wish I could squeeze a small human out of my uterus!
So, tell us all about yourself in this way...
Shoot, I should have eliminated one of these and instead did this one:
"Hello Ticketmaster? I'd like some tickets for a sporting event please."
1. "Willie Nelson is an a**hole."
2. "Tom Cruise getting divorced deserves to be reported as real news. I care about celebrities' personal lives."
3. "Sorry, I don't drink."
4. "The world would be a better place if Newt Gingrich was president."
5. "Hey, who wants to eat at the Olive Garden, guys?!"
6. "I cried at the end of Madagascar 3."
7. "Listen, lady; put on your clothes or I'm calling the police."
8. "Rascal Flatts is real country music. F**k that Waylon Jennings clown."
9. "I'm a vegan, and I think barbequed pork ribs are disgusting."
10. "Soccer is a legitimate sport."
1) Gosh I love house/rap/country music
2) Does anyone have any ironing/dusting/vacuuming that needs doing?
3) Flying is great: I love sitting in Economy and those TSA guys are awesome!
4) Wow, American football is so interesting
5) I’m voting Republican this year
6) Dad, you’re absolutely right
7) Exercise is my totally favourite thing to do
8) Romantic comedies are the best – so realistic
9) I’m never eating cheese/pasta/chocolate/ice cream again
And finally . . .
10) I can do without books but I could never do without television
1. I am going to miss bjj class because the Real Housewives is on. Woot!
2. I despise reading and am addicted to tv.
3. Yeah, let's go get wasted.
4. You're a loser, but that's cool, I only hang with losers!
5. Let's go eat fast food.
6. Can you help me?
7. Can you lend me some money?
8. Yes, I will let you control every aspect of me.
9. I don't want to lift heavy because I don't want to look like a she-man.
10. I despise water.
- Not tonight dear, I have a headache
- Turn that rap music up louder!
- Women should be in the kitchen cooking for their man
- Sure, I'll pick up 6 extra shifts this week
- I can't wait for the snow to fall
- Of course your dog can sleep in the bed with us
- Does my ass look fat in these pants?
- Gays have no right wanting to be married
- God Bless America
- No wine for me tonight
10. I love Dallas traffic...a lot!
9. Movies just aren't entertaining.
8. Go away stray animal, I have no food for you.
7. Please tell me more about your mucus plug.
6. I really don't feel like doing my job right...so what if we trim the corners?
5. Turn down that Pink Floyd!
4. I love it when you text during our conversation. That's awesome.
3. I am the center of the universe.
2. Please tell me to lower my voice; I just loved to be "hushed".
1. Tell me I'm crabby, go on, DO IT!
Shell, I think we may have been separated at birth! The mucus plug thing made me spit my coffee out!
Yes, I worked with a young woman once who was pregnant and that brought out all the other mothers and oh, the fabulous stories they would share. Do you know how hard it is to try to get a value reduced on your property with an appraiser while someone in the next cube is talking in graphic detail about their mucus plug? Holy cripes, it wasn't pretty!!
1. I can't wait for the next season of Keeping up with the Kardashians.
2. Of course, your screaming children aren't bothering me. They're adorable!
3. Recycling is such a pain in the ass. I totally get why you don't bother.
4. I'm all set on wine.
5. I don't lift more than 5bs because I don't want to get bulky.
6. I love that new Katy Perry song.
7. Everyone makes grammatical errors, they don't bother me.
8. Wow, I love your SUV.
9. I love my health insurance provider. They are so helpful.
10. Hold on, I have to check in on Four Square.
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Yes, I worked with a young woman once who was pregnant and that brought out all the other mothers and oh, the fabulous stories they would share. Do you know how hard it is to try to get a value reduced on your property with an appraiser while someone in the next cube is talking in graphic detail about their mucus plug? Holy cripes, it wasn't pretty!! 
