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10. Yes, please come in...I would LOVE to hear about your church.
9. Sure..I am happy to loan you money, how much do you want?
8. No problem, I love kids...I will be happy to watch junior for you.
7. Sure, you can stay at my house.
6. Let's make Jello
5. I want to get married again.
4. Take my car.
3. Sure, you can pop in my office without an appointment.
2. I watched "American Idol" last night.
1. Yes! I am getting back with my ex husband! (LOL, ROFLMAO!!!!) .
1. The forefathers didn't want us to... (fill in the blank with some bs)
2. This oxtail is so delicious!
3. Let's go hunting!
4. So what kind of gun do you own?
5. I'd like an early morning appointment.
6. Rain is so romantic.
7. I wish I were a blonde.
8. No, thank you, I don't want a massage.
9. Oh, that's ok, your child is no bother at all.
10. Is there anything low cal on the menu?
10. The movie was sooo much better than the book.
9. I love my sister n laws
8. I really enjoy reality tv
7. More mayo please
6. Yes, I will come to your jewelry party (or whatever else you are selling)
5. I love a man in uniform
4. I will pray for you
3. I don't mind a messy house
2. Please don't bother me (to my child)
1. I need to spend quality time with my mother n law.
1. Yes grandson, I would love for you to set me up a Facebook account.
2. No, I don't mind 'holding on' while you answer another call.
3. Driving a car while texting, & smoking a cigarette is the only way to travel.
4. I just love Dr. Phil and all his wisdom.
5. When is the next Twilight movie coming out?
6. You want to paint my dining room red?
8. I wonder how Jerry Sandusky is doing today.
9. I really miss the presidential debates.
10. You sure talk funny, you ain't from around here are you?
1. I dont drink.
2. Im a vegetarian.
3. Those poor people are only poor cause they dont wanna work.
4. Im not interested in him if he doesnt own a car/house
5. Short men are sexy.
6. The inmigrants should all returned to the country they came from and stop stealing our jobs.
7. I love hot and humid summers
8. I hate cool weather.
9. Why read the book if i can watch the movie?
10. Lets spend the whole weekend shopping for clothes!
Not a chance i will say:
3. Those poor people are only poor cause they dont wanna work.
8. I hate cool weather.
9. Why read the book if i can watch the movie?
10. Lets spend the whole weekend shopping for clothes!
1) I hate hot,warm weather
2) I don't like to travel at all!!
3) hon, please stop having sex with me, can you see I want to talk about my feelings!
4) I love country music
5) I absolutley despise Sea Food
6) I love house work chores
7) I really hate chocolate
8) I hate action movies, but love rom-coms!!
9) I live and breathe Facebook, I must know what people are doing and they should know what i'm doing too!
10) I'm gay
1. Put the TV on , let's watch the X Factor/ any other "reality show"
2. Seafood/Beef Fillet/Cheese? No thank you I think I will pass !
3. I don't think I'll bother washing today, hygiene is so over rated
4.I am so grateful for Politicians, such a bunch of trustworth guys, working so hard for their constituents...
5. I'm too tired to read
6.Let's go shopping !
7.Let's go and get a Tarentula as a pet
8.Please take my photo, I love it so
9.Kids, how adorable are they, I so wish I had some !
10. Education is so over-rated - ( not necessarily conventional education, I just like people who are intellectually curious)
I could also add :
11. Please leave me on hold I really don't mind ( to utilities and other companies)
12.I don't think I ever want to go on vacation ever again/Travelling is such a pain
13. I could never move abroad
14.Honestly I really don't mind you smoking
15. Time for some Booze
16. I wish I could be more like my Mother
17. Football ? How fascinating !
18.If only we had more bureaucrats
19. Who doesn't love Mosquitoes ?
20.Religion is such a progressive force for good
21. Bigots get such a bad press
22. The Muppets ? How could anyone find them funny ? ( also would go for PG Wodehouse)
23.I love Babies
24. I hate Animals
25.Trainspotting ? My favourite Hobby !
26. Fat and Happy to be so
27.By all means answer your cell phone during dinner or play video games I find it such a charming thoughtful attribute in a person
28. Manners are so over rated
29. Go away you pesky stray animal
30.I'll have some marshmallows with my hot chocolate, thank you
31. Let's not have sex tonight but watch the motor racing/rugby/golf/tennis etc.. instead
32. Sex is OK I suppose
33. Las Vegas, how did you know I wanted to go back there ? I missed it so much
34.I love traffic jams , such a good chance to listen to the radio
35. Facebook, oh yeah I really must join !
36. Let's stay home this week-end
1. You guys.
2. What football team is playing this week end?
3. Would you please put mayonnaise or mustard on my sandwich.
4. I can't wait to move into the city.
5. I don't want to go on vacation today.
6. I hate country living.
7. I am never late.
8. I really don't care who my ancestors were.
9. I don't like bread.
10. This is a dumb thread.
I was just getting started. Maybe you should ask for the top 100 things we would never say.
10. Thank you for your insightful and thought provoking political comments, miscellaneous celebrity and/or miscellaneous celebrity's relative.
9. Rappers, Kardashians, stoners, paparazzi, reality television, HR, and CEOs spewing about synergy even though they have no idea what their company produces all make valuable contributions to our society.
8. I only worked 50 hours last week and I wish I could've stayed at the office longer
7. I'm not hungry.
6. Bud Light is wayyyyy better than Red Hook.
5. I wish I didn't have so much time to sit on my butt watching TV and playing video games.
4. I think my ball landed on the LEFT side of the fairway
3. Dance Moms, Toddlers in Tiaras, and Cheerleader Perfection are not the most disgusting shows I've ever seen. I can totally see the appeal, and I'm addicted just like everyone else!!
2. That politician sounds honest and sincere. I only wish he or she was able to raise more money for their campaigning.
1. I wish the NFL showed more commercials. They don't make enough money off of tickets and merchandising. I loved watching the 5 second-long Sprite-Home Depot-Bud Light-Ford play of the game brought to me by Pepsi, Visa and Nissan, Taste the Rainbow. When I go watch that exact same highlight on yahoo! video tomorrow, I'm excited to view a 30 second ad for Nike before the 5-second-long play brought to me by GoDaddy.com. Soon afterwards, I will make purchases at all of these businesses because their marketing is so incredibly effective.
And a bonus quote you'll never hear me say:
0. Chris Chase of Yahoo! sports, you are a stunningly talented writer who makes valuable contributions to the advancement of the field of sports-blogging.
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