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Old 12-30-2009, 06:40 AM
 
Location: Norman, OK.
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Howdy; Well this is Oklahoma at it's best, can't get enought, whens it's snowy and cold what else is there to do but, CUDDLE!!!!
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:09 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Howdy; Well this is Oklahoma at it's best, can't get enought, whens it's snowy and cold what else is there to do but, CUDDLE!!!!
Welcome" Franklin847!
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:11 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Mornin everyone.
I thaught some of you could use a laugh...

__________________________________________________ _______________

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
It's just hard to believe that you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:19 AM
 
Location: Duncan, Oklahoma
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Mornin everyone.
I thaught some of you could use a laugh...

__________________________________________________ _______________

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
It's just hard to believe that you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Heheheheh.....
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:21 AM
 
Location: On this planet most of the time
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mornin everyone.
I thaught some of you could use a laugh...

__________________________________________________ _______________

so after landing my new job as a wal-mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
i lasted less than a day......

about two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
as i had been instructed, i said pleasantly, 'good morning and welcome to wal-mart.. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

the ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
so i replied, 'i'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am,
it's just hard to believe that you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at wal-mart.'

my supervisor said i probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
:d
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:23 AM
 
Location: On this planet most of the time
8,039 posts, read 4,514,412 times
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Originally Posted by mkfarnam View Post
mornin everyone.
I thaught some of you could use a laugh...

__________________________________________________ _______________

so after landing my new job as a wal-mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
i lasted less than a day......

about two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
as i had been instructed, i said pleasantly, 'good morning and welcome to wal-mart.. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

the ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
so i replied, 'i'm neither blind nor stupid, ma'am,
it's just hard to believe that you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at wal-mart.'

my supervisor said i probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
That is way too funny!!

Last edited by tookey; 12-30-2009 at 08:24 AM.. Reason: edit post
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Old 12-30-2009, 09:04 AM
 
Location: midwest
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Hello, everyone. I'm new here. I'm a native of Oklahoma City and graduated from Northwest Classen High School in 1969. Any other 'knights' posting here?

Best wishes and happy new year.
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Old 12-30-2009, 09:11 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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WELCOME Kirkwhisper!
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:06 AM
 
Location: Duncan, OK
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Hey MK! Is your internet acting wonky? Mine is prairie-doggin' BIG time... Every 4 minutes it goes off for exactly one minute and then back up!

I'm going to reboot the whole system....just wanted to know if I was the only one.
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:19 AM
 
34,254 posts, read 20,537,546 times
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Hey MK! Is your internet acting wonky? Mine is prairie-doggin' BIG time... Every 4 minutes it goes off for exactly one minute and then back up!

I'm going to reboot the whole system....just wanted to know if I was the only one.

You are the only one with a haunted internet connection.
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