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It was in college,I was in the library on a saturday and the pressure was building. since it was a saturday the library was mostly empty so I let it rip,as the kids would say -it was epic, I think I knocked a few books off of the shelves, I thought I was safe but then a large group of people came by, who were in a tour of the campus.you knew the moment they hit the deep cloud of my gas, the whole group went in to a collective groan.
A friend of mine tells of the time that he was on a train from Sevenoaks, Kent, UK to London.
The compartment was quite full, and he was standing.
He said that he felt it coming, tried to suppress it, but failed and let out a doozy that could be heard for miles.
He turned to an attractive girl standing behind him, reading a book, and said, "Pretend that was me."
One that I remember was when I was in school and we had an assembly in the auditorium to honor a teacher that received a national award. I was sitting in the back row and my belly was threatening me ever since I sat down, I knew one was coming and hoped it would be during a loud applause where it would get drowned out by the noise. As the speaker was introducing the teacher, he gave him a big buildup and everyone cheered and clapped. It then got real quiet as the teacher stepped up to the microphone. Embarrassed at all the compliments he got, he started off saying, " I don't know what to say " and that's when my arse saw the perfect opportunity for a one liner and let a 4 second blast go off. I ended up with a bigger applause than the teacher got. If I weren't so embarrassed I would have stood up and took a bow.
Back in middle school. I was sitting in my chair in English class laughing with a friend. I was oblivious to the fact that I was about to fart. Anyways I was laughing really hard and then I hear a fart come out. As soon as I heard it I shut my mouth and did not speak or look at anyone for the rest of the class.
P.S.- There was a girl sitting behind me, which made the feeling even more embarrassing
It was during my younger college days. My buddies and I would test our strength by jerking each other around (yanking each other forward). It was my turn. One of my friends jerked me forward, causing me to let out an uncontrollable...
BRRRRRRRT...
My friends and I busted out laughing from my unexpected butt trumpet. At least I didn't have a Cletus Klump* type of fart...
*You know what movie I'm talking about...
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Originally Posted by don1945
One time my GF made 15 bean soup for dinner. That night she slept in the bedroom and I slept on the couch. Neither of us wanted to be in the same room with the other. Needless to say, she never made it again.
Don
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart,
The more you eat 'em, the more you...you get the idea.
Now just think about it.... upwards of 7 people on the International Space Station.. 200+ miles above earth traveling at 18,000 + miles per hour. In a sealed container.... no cracking the car window
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Back in middle school. I was sitting in my chair in English class laughing with a friend. I was oblivious to the fact that I was about to fart. Anyways I was laughing really hard and then I hear a fart come out. As soon as I heard it I shut my mouth and did not speak or look at anyone for the rest of the class.
P.S.- There was a girl sitting behind me, which made the feeling even more embarrassing
Chubby...THAT same thing happened to me too, except in math class!! TALK ABOUT MORTIFIED!!!
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