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May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences? #1 was was born.
Have you ever been to:
A horse race?
A dog race?
A auto race?
A camel race?
A donkey race?
A race to the bathroom
Other? Boat race
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies?
Just plain ol' fudge?
Fudge brownies with nuts?
Like a fudgsicle ice cream?
Have you ever fudged on a test?
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"? =
Other? flip, crap and a few others.
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm going to go out to breakfast.
When I'm in the mood I like to go for a drive.
Color me gone
Let's have a party
American Airlines
Real Men take care of their family.
Real Women smell good.
I'd like a good shot of cortisone in the hips.
I'd like to go Zion NP.
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas?
Have you ever heard of it?
Do you know where it's at? I do now.
May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences? - I.. May have had a couple...
Have you ever been to:
A horse race? - Nah.. I learned to never race a horse, they run faster than I do...
A dog race? - Only when I got chased by one..
An auto race? - Yeah.. Last Sunday when I took my mom to church in the Camaro...
A camel race? - I tried to sit on one but I couldn't stay on the hump...
A donkey race? - Nah... they told me they didn't allow Jackasses... I think they were talking about me...
A race to .. To finish this post before going to church..
Other? - Ehh.. It's a little Racy and I won't mention it..
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm going to__________________
When I'm in the mood I like to__________________
Color me__________________
Let's have_________________
American And Darn Proud Of It!
Real Men Well.. you're talkin' to one...
Real Women Hmm.. They're all married...
I'd like a good shot of It's too early for those..
I'd like to go Usually.. Crazy...
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas? - Sure.. and I'd like to go Bach there..
Have you ever heard of it? - Only in a song..
Do you know where it's at? - Hmm... In Texas?
Mikey's Pun Time...
The classroom teacher asked the students "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Mikey excitedly raises his hand and replies, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher puzzled, asks, "What on earth are you talking about?"
Mikey sheepishly replies, "Well yesterday you told us it was H to O!" - And I got an A for saying the letters in the right order!
Well friendly folks that's it for this edition of Sunday's QOTD. As usual all questions, quotes, events etc etc were run by and approved by the law firm of "Who Knows, Squat & Squat Attorneys at Law". - I hired them before...
May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences? Nope
Have you ever been to:
A horse race?
A dog race?
A auto race?
A camel race?
A donkey race?
A race to________________
Other? Haven't been to any in person.
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies?
Just plain ol' fudge?
Fudge brownies with nuts?
Like a fudgsicle ice cream?
Have you ever fudged on a test?
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"?
Other? Yuck to the fudge. I'll plead the 5th on the test one!
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm going to go shopping today
When I'm in the mood I like to sing
Color me any color but blue today (it's a rainy Sunday)
Let's have some fun
American Pie
Real Men
Real Women
I'd like a good shot of
I'd like to go scream some nights at work
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas? Nope
Have you ever heard of it? No
Do you know where it's at? No
May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences? Don't think so.
Have you ever been to:
A horse race? One.
A dog race? One.
A auto race? More than several.
A camel race? No. Too ugly.
A donkey race? No.
A race to__the bottom._________
Other? The human race and it's corresponding rat race; yes.
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies? Yes.
Just plain ol' fudge? Yes.
Fudge brownies with nuts? Yes.
Like a fudgsicle ice cream? Yes.
Have you ever fudged on a test? Shhh!
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"? Yes, when someone is standing nearby. Other? My fudge is some of the best.
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm going to____relax_________
When I'm in the mood I like to____play some music today___
Color me__blue______________
Let's have__a good day________
American___made____________
Real Men__definitions probably differ greatly._________
Real Women__are my wife. ____
I'd like a good shot of__mocha right now. Oh wait! I have a cup right here!___________
I'd like to go__to Albuquerque to see my grand daughter graduate __________________
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas? I don't think so but I've been pretty close.
Have you ever heard of it? Yes.
Do you know where it's at? Sure thanks to Waylon. But do you know where Littlefield, Texas is located?
Thanks for your time and effort Wit-Nit for the thought provoking questions.
Howdy and welcome to the Sunday edition of the Questions Of The day for May 1st, 2016. As a Taurus born on May 1st, your personality is defined by tact, charm and practicality. Your social skills allow you to always know when to say and do the right thing. Your gifts for communication are paired nicely with your innate charms, which people are often drawn to. Birthdays of note are Tim McGraw 48, singer, Judy Collins 76, singer.
May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences? Do you mean like the time I was abducted by aliens and taken to their spacecraft? Oh wait a minute, the government said I was not supposed to talk about that. I guess nothing exciting for me on May Day.
Have you ever been to:
A horse race? A dog race? Sled dog race A auto race?
A camel race?
A donkey race?
A race to buy more stinky cheese
Other? Snow mobile races
The only time I went to an auto race was way back in the 60's. It was a quarter mile dirt track. There were several races that night including a figure 8 race. Between a couple of the races this fool came out and jumped a motorcycle over some cars. It was Evel Knievel. He live about a mile from where I lived.
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies?
Just plain ol' fudge?
Fudge brownies with nuts?
Like a fudgsicle ice cream?
Have you ever fudged on a test? Will plead the fifth
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"?
Other?
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm going to do very little today
When I'm in the mood I like to do even less than very little
Color me purple
Let's have a big slice of stinky cheese
American made stinky cheese is the best
Real Men eat stinky cheese and drink cheap beer
Real Women let real men eat stinky cheese and drink cheap beer
I'd like a good shot of syrup on my pancakes
I'd like to go back to bed
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas?
Have you ever heard of it?
Do you know where it's at? I may have flown over it. That's it though
[quote=wit-nit;43895514] Howdy and welcome to the Sunday edition of the Questions Of The day for May 1st, 2016. As a Taurus born on May 1st, your personality is defined by tact, charm and practicality. Your social skills allow you to always know when to say and do the right thing. Your gifts for communication are paired nicely with your innate charms, which people are often drawn to. Birthdays of note are Tim McGraw 48, singer, Judy Collins 76, singer.
May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences? Work Have you ever been to:
A horse race?
A dog race?
A auto race?
A camel race?
A donkey race?
A race to_Work _______________
Other?
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies?I'd kill for one right now.
Just plain ol' fudge? I'm listening
Fudge brownies with nuts? Oh baby.
Like a fudgsicle ice cream? You tease
Have you ever fudged on a test?
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"? All the time.
Other? Yes that too.
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm going to_send chubby chi home today and pick up the rent check. _________________
When I'm in the mood I like to__eat a whole bag of chocolate chip cookies. ________________
Color me_in tons of chocolate. I just want to roll around in it. _________________
Let's have__pancakes with tons of syrup. _______________
American___Graffiti ______________
Real Men_clean house, change diapers and cook. ________________
Real Women_work. _____________
I'd like a good shot of__some Scottish whiskey in Scotland. ___________
I'd like to go__to Africa. __________________
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas? With Waylon, Willie and the boys? Nope not yet.
Have you ever heard of it?Yes.
Do you know where it's at? I went on realtor.com and looked at houses there.
Mikey's Pun Time...
The classroom teacher asked the students "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Mikey excitedly raises his hand and replies, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher puzzled, asks, "What on earth are you talking about?"
Mikey sheepishly replies, "Well yesterday you told us it was H to O!"
Quote for the day. "Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there". Will Rogers
Historical events of note for May 1st...
O305 – Diocletian and Maximian retire from the office of Roman emperor.
1840 – The Penny Black, the first official adhesive postage stamp, is issued in the United Kingdom.
1844 – Hong Kong Police Force, the world's second modern police force and Asia's first, is established.
1851 – Queen Victoria opens The Great Exhibition in London.
1869 – The Folies Bergère opens in Paris.
1930 – The dwarf planet Pluto is officially named. (now demoted)
1956 – The polio vaccine developed by Jonas Salk is made available to the public.
1971 – Amtrak (the National Railroad Passenger Corporation) takes over operation of U.S. passenger rail service.
1982 – The 1982 World's Fair opens in Knoxville, Tennessee.
1989 – Disney-MGM Studios opens at Walt Disney World near Orlando, Florida, United States.
2011 – Barack Obama announces that Osama bin Laden, the suspected mastermind behind the September 11 attacks has been killed.
Well friendly folks that's it for this edition of Sunday's QOTD. As usual all questions, quotes, events etc etc were run by and approved by the law firm of "Who Knows, Squat & Squat Attorneys at Law".
Happy May Day.
Thanks wit nit. Chubby chi is going home in an hour. Awww and . No more picking up those little surprises he leaves for us every day.
Howdy and welcome to the Sunday edition of the Questions Of The day for May 1st, 2016. As a Taurus born on May 1st, your personality is defined by tact, charm and practicality. Your social skills allow you to always know when to say and do the right thing. Your gifts for communication are paired nicely with your innate charms, which people are often drawn to. Birthdays of note are Tim McGraw 48, singer, Judy Collins 76, singer.
May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences?....NOPE
Have you ever been to:
A horse race?
A dog race?
A auto race?
A camel race?
A donkey race?
A race to________________
Other?.....NONE of the above
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies?
Just plain ol' fudge?
Fudge brownies with nuts?
Like a fudgsicle ice cream?
Have you ever fudged on a test?
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"?
Other?.........I DON'T like Fudge
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm going to__________________the May dance
When I'm in the mood I like to__________________go on a long bike ride
Color me__________________ BLUE
Let's have_________________a yodeling contest
American_________________PIE
Real Men_________________
Real Women______________
I'd like a good shot of_____________Akvavit
I'd like to go____________________back to Europe for a visit
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas?
Have you ever heard of it?
Do you know where it's at?
NONE of the above
Mikey's Pun Time...
The classroom teacher asked the students "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Mikey excitedly raises his hand and replies, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher puzzled, asks, "What on earth are you talking about?"
Mikey sheepishly replies, "Well yesterday you told us it was H to O!"
Quote for the day. "Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there". Will Rogers
Historical events of note for May 1st...
O305 – Diocletian and Maximian retire from the office of Roman emperor.
1840 – The Penny Black, the first official adhesive postage stamp, is issued in the United Kingdom.
1844 – Hong Kong Police Force, the world's second modern police force and Asia's first, is established.
1851 – Queen Victoria opens The Great Exhibition in London.
1869 – The Folies Bergère opens in Paris.
1930 – The dwarf planet Pluto is officially named. (now demoted)
1956 – The polio vaccine developed by Jonas Salk is made available to the public.
1971 – Amtrak (the National Railroad Passenger Corporation) takes over operation of U.S. passenger rail service.
1982 – The 1982 World's Fair opens in Knoxville, Tennessee.
1989 – Disney-MGM Studios opens at Walt Disney World near Orlando, Florida, United States.
2011 – Barack Obama announces that Osama bin Laden, the suspected mastermind behind the September 11 attacks has been killed.
Well friendly folks that's it for this edition of Sunday's QOTD. As usual all questions, quotes, events etc etc were run by and approved by the law firm of "Who Knows, Squat & Squat Attorneys at Law".
May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences? As a kid we use to run around the May pole.
Have you ever been to:
A horse race?
A dog race?
A auto race?
A camel race?
A donkey race?
A race to the front of the line. Other? Sack race.
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies?
Just plain ol' fudge?
Fudge brownies with nuts?
Like a fudgsicle ice cream?
Have you ever fudged on a test?
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"?
Other?
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm goingto maybe work outside in the yard.
When I'm in the mood I like to snuggle. Color me red white & blue. Let's have a taco and a beer.
American graffiti
Real Men are polite and nice.
Real Women like me.
I'd like a good shot of tequila. I'd like to go to Mikey's and watch him dig up his tree.
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas? Not yet, in song only.
Have you ever heard of it? In the song.
Do you know where it's at? Luckenbach, TX
Mikey's Pun Time...
The classroom teacher asked the students "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Mikey excitedly raises his hand and replies, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher puzzled, asks, "What on earth are you talking about?"
Mikey sheepishly replies, "Well yesterday you told us it was H to O!"
Happy day and night to all, thanks for participating.
Howdy and welcome to the Sunday edition of the Questions Of The day for May 1st, 2016. As a Taurus born on May 1st, your personality is defined by tact, charm and practicality. Your social skills allow you to always know when to say and do the right thing. Your gifts for communication are paired nicely with your innate charms, which people are often drawn to. Birthdays of note are Tim McGraw 48, singer, Judy Collins 76, singer.
May Day May Day Questions...
Have you had any unusual May Day experiences?
Have you ever been to:
A horse race?
A dog race?
A auto race?
A camel race?
A donkey race? Only basket ball game
A race to the outhouse..
Other? Belt Sander Racing..
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies? ........ O'yes
Just plain ol' fudge? ................. depends if it smooth and creamy yes.. grainy and course NO
Fudge brownies with nuts? ....... Yes Cashews or Walnuts
Like a fudgsicle ice cream? ........... Nope
Have you ever fudged on a test? .............. Why yes.. Wood Chopper School..
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"? Not spelled like state.. but it's brown like fudge
Other? ........... Fudge & Coconut
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
Today is May Day, I'm going to do zip nothing..
When I'm in the mood I like to procrastinate
Color me ...... dull grey
Let's have ..........................
American Graffiti
Real Men do knit
Real Women do great things...
I'd like a good shot of .......
I'd like to go take a nappy... I am tired of all these questions
Have you ever been to Luckenbach Texas? Nope
Have you ever heard of it? ........... Yes
Do you know where it's at? ............. Texas up in the pan handle
Fudge questions:
Do you like fudge brownies?I'd kill for one right now.
Just plain ol' fudge? I'm listening
Fudge brownies with nuts? Oh baby.
Like a fudgsicle ice cream? You tease
Have you ever fudged on a test?
Have you ever yelled "oh' fudge"? All the time.
Other? Yes that too.
Put on your thinking cap and fill in the blanks...
When I'm in the mood I like to__eat a whole bag of chocolate chip cookies. ________________
Color me_in tons of chocolate. I just want to roll around in it. _________________
Let's have__pancakes with tons of syrup. _______________
And yet she still hounds me to eat veggies.
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And I got an A for saying the letters in the right order! 
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