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I almost got married wearing ugly underwear too. Preacher said I at least had to wear pants and a shirt.
I decided to not to get married. Got married later though. Wouldn't have made any difference. Wife wasn't wearing any anyway.
My other secret is- I think I still look pretty good for an almost, future, senior citizen.
And if something happens to the wife, I got me a real purdy beaver fur thong to wear at my next wedding.
Square Peg,
No, you are not an axe murderer. You are a string murderer. Instead of using piano wire you use guitar string.
But don't "fret" over it.
If you played the Tuba, you would probably be a law abiding citizen. LOL
No strings attached.
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