Favorite Joke (cell phone, Walmart, messages, wife)

[kelly237]

I am blond so I can tell dumb blond jokes

A man bought his blond wife her first cell phone. She was super excited and had her husband teach her all about it . It took weeks and alot of explaining, but finally she learned to make calls, get messages and answer calls. When she was finally ready she took it with her shopping and got her first call. It was her husband and she was so proud to tell him she was doing great with it. "I just have one question though, how did you know I was at Walmart ?"

[LisaZ]

I like this, a fun thread that people can go to for a laugh. Here is another joke:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'
The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...