Another Blonde Joke. (house, girls, home, open)

[John1960]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is

[clawson26]

GRRRRR.....GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

[ColoWeb]

Ha ha. Good one.

[BrianG]

>>>>LEAVING WORK EARLY...
>>>>
>>>>Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female
>>>>boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the
>>>>girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind
>>>>her.
>>>>
>>>>After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know
>>>>they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did
>>>>a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
>>>>
>>>>The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
>>>>before meeting a dinner date.
>>>>
>>>>The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when
>>>>she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
>>>>
>>>>Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see
>>>>her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept
>>>>out of her house.
>>>>
>>>>The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to
>>>>leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with
>>>>them.
>>>>
>>>>'No way,' the blonde exclaimed. 'I almost got caught yesterday.'

[BrianG]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender, "got any specials today?"






The bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink, invented by blonde gynecologist patron of ours."









"It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."









The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"








The bartender replied, It's a Pabst Smir.