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02-25-2009, 08:44 AM
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If you refuse to use your brain
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Heartland
6,595 posts, read 4,032,450 times
Reputation: 7247
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I'm so Old I Can't Remember
Why I started this thread.
Can I have some help here?  |
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02-25-2009, 08:51 AM
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Senior Member
Status:
"Who ticked off Mother Nature?"
(set 24 days ago)
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Hunkered down!
23,035 posts, read 4,076,430 times
Reputation: 13771
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I'd love to help but I forgot what I was going to say!
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02-25-2009, 09:39 AM
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Tsalagi Spiritual Elder
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Log home in the Appalachians
5,517 posts, read 1,531,242 times
Reputation: 3277
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I'm so old that if I could remember half of what I forgot... .. I forgot why I was here.... ....
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02-25-2009, 10:04 AM
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1,000,001 sold!!!!
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Funky Town
9,866 posts, read 743,740 times
Reputation: 16932
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I'm so old I can't remember what I need to remember.  Or why I need to remember
But the best part is..............I'm so old, I don't even care if I remember!!!LOL!!! |
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02-25-2009, 10:11 AM
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Lost in Space
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: California
4,372 posts, read 2,785,710 times
Reputation: 6644
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I'm so Old I Can't Remember how old I am or where I am. who are you people and why are you in my computer? am I supose to be somewhere I'm not at?
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02-25-2009, 10:33 AM
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Staying healthy!
Status:
"How about sending some cooler temps to So.Cal!"
(set 23 days ago)
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: At the S.G.Village
27,637 posts, read 4,197,513 times
Reputation: 13239
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I am so old I can't remember why I posted here?
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02-25-2009, 11:06 AM
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"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a Town called Optimistic!
6,829 posts, read 1,106,030 times
Reputation: 10303
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I'm so old I can't remember how to spell remember, then forget why I needed to remember, why I was remembering how to spell it....
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02-25-2009, 11:13 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
6,920 posts, read 3,295,064 times
Reputation: 1873
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One good thing about being old is, I forgot, .. OH, yes, you forget that your broke so you don't worry about it. |
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02-25-2009, 11:41 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Considering changes
926 posts, read 439,192 times
Reputation: 2257
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There was something I was going to post here ... but I can't remember what it was. If I think of it, I'll try to remember to come back here and post it.  |
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02-25-2009, 03:12 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2008
2,818 posts, read 1,341,813 times
Reputation: 5057
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An sad, old man was sitting on a park bench when along came a police officer. The officer asked the old man why he was so upset.
The old man replied, “Every morning I wake up with a wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath, with hand drawn hot water, cooks me lunch and followed by more passionate love. In the evening, we’ll top the day off with a fantastic dinner and yet more wonderful love.
The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and asks, “Well, what seems to be the problem?”
The old man replied with a sad look on his face, “I can’t remember where I live!”  |
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