I'm so Old I Can't Remember (the best, how to, computer, people)

[Tek_Freek]

Why I started this thread.

Can I have some help here?

[LaceyEx]

I'd love to help but I forgot what I was going to say!

[ptsum]

I'm so old that if I could remember half of what I forgot..... I forgot why I was here........

[Sweetie Pie]

I'm so old I can't remember what I need to remember. Or why I need to remember

But the best part is..............I'm so old, I don't even care if I remember!!!LOL!!!

[Roaddog]

I'm so Old I Can't Remember how old I am or where I am. who are you people and why are you in my computer? am I supose to be somewhere I'm not at?

[VillageLife]

I am so old I can't remember why I posted here?

[Cyber Munchkin]

I'm so old I can't remember how to spell remember, then forget why I needed to remember, why I was remembering how to spell it....

[mkfarnam]

One good thing about being old is, I forgot,.. OH, yes, you forget that your broke so you don't worry about it.

[rrtechno]

There was something I was going to post here ... but I can't remember what it was. If I think of it, I'll try to remember to come back here and post it.

[sterlinggirl]

An sad, old man was sitting on a park bench when along came a police officer. The officer asked the old man why he was so upset.
The old man replied, “Every morning I wake up with a wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath, with hand drawn hot water, cooks me lunch and followed by more passionate love. In the evening, we’ll top the day off with a fantastic dinner and yet more wonderful love.


The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and asks, “Well, what seems to be the problem?”
The old man replied with a sad look on his face, “I can’t remember where I live!”