Bald Eagles are a bad sign for Pittsburgh (Allentown, Washington: 2014, homes)

[Ghostrider275452]

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[Caladium]

Originally Posted by _Buster

These birds are so 1980s, and need to be bred into a more evolved species which recognizes cleveland as pittsburgh's sister city and a necessary ally to the city's survival (for reasons I can't remember).

I dunno.... they say the early attempts to breed such a species resulted in birds that were seen wearing pajamas when shopping.

[Caladium]

Originally Posted by Tinare

It's nature. It's an eagle-eat-dog world out there.

Is that why they poop puppies and rainbows?

[Gee Whiz]

Let's face it, if that land would have been in a cool city that kicks Pittsburgh's proverbial behind, like Charlotte or Columbus, that land would have a Walgreens, an Olive Garden, an Applebees, and a whole slew of exciting places. What do we get in Pittsburgh? A stupid hillside that is isolated enough to attract bald eagles. Proof of a city that simply lags behind.

[BarqCider]

whats the equivalent of pothole for birds? clouds? damn those cloudy days in PGH. poor birds, think of the iggles

[Goinback2011]

Originally Posted by Caladium

I dunno.... they say the early attempts to breed such a species resulted in birds that were seen wearing pajamas when shopping.

Best post so far.

[Copanut]

Originally Posted by Gee Whiz

Let's face it, if that land would have been in a cool city that kicks Pittsburgh's proverbial behind, like Charlotte or Columbus, that land would have a Walgreens, an Olive Garden, an Applebees, and a whole slew of exciting places. What do we get in Pittsburgh? A stupid hillside that is isolated enough to attract bald eagles. Proof of a city that simply lags behind.

I could not agree more, we need more Olive Gardens!

[Craziaskowboi]

Originally Posted by Copanut

I could not agree more, we need more Olive Gardens!

It's too cloudy to grow olives in Pittsburgh, dummy. Olives get depressed if the sky isn't perfectly blue.

[Copanut]

Originally Posted by Caladium

I dunno.... they say the early attempts to breed such a species resulted in birds that were seen wearing pajamas when shopping.

...and a Steelers sweatshirt.

[Hopes]

Originally Posted by Gnutella

It's too cloudy to grow olives in Pittsburgh, dummy. Olives get depressed if the sky isn't perfectly blue.

Pittsburgh is the enemy of olives!

It must be remembered however, that the olive's only real enemy is too much water.

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