How Close Are You To Dying? (March, children, race, bill)

[Dumbdowndemocrats]

This was a joke I heard some years ago on HBO

3 old men sitting in a rest home one old man said "BOY I WISH I COULD TAKE A HEALTHY CRAP AGAIN"

the second old man said "i wish i could take a good whiz again"

the third old man said "i do not have a problem with either...at 6:30 am i take a healthy s%!T...at 8:00 am i take a good whiz...I just wish i would wake-up before 9 am.

[RCCCB]

If you try and make me watch an episode of Bravo's Housewives of Atlanta, I could be pretty close to dying for sure, at least inside.

[Roaddog]

I have a co-worker and his wife who worry about it all the time, every little itch they run to the doctor, they let life pass them buy while they worry about it.

[CravingMountains]

Originally Posted by RCCCB

If you try and make me watch an episode of Bravo's Housewives of Atlanta, I could be pretty close to dying for sure, at least inside.

Come on. NeNe Leakes is hilarious!

[MIKEETC]

Originally Posted by Yooperkat

How Close Are You To Dying?

Not close enough.

[to think about it]

[Southern man]

I'll be 75 next month and after my birthday I'll only buy ripe banana's.

[Georgiafrog]

He who is valiant, and pure of spirit, may find the Holy Grail in the castle of AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH

[North Beach Person]

Originally Posted by Southern man

I'll be 75 next month and after my birthday I'll only buy ripe banana's.

My mother did that, too, and only a couple at a time. That way there's no leftovers or extras when you, well, you know. I'd bring her a 10lb. bag of potatoes or a pound of chipped ham or cheese and she'd go nuts.

[mwruckman]

Originally Posted by Georgiafrog

He who is valiant, and pure of spirit, may find the Holy Grail in the castle of AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH

and where a Frechman will say "I blow my nose in your direction You English pig dog!

[DangerousElf]

Originally Posted by Yooperkat

OK,

I'll make it political.

Obama's policies are going to make it harder for seniors to enjoy retirement.

Obamacare is going to diminish the quality of healthcare. Sebelius and her "Death Panel."

I just want to live without the Left always picking at me.


Maybe turning off MSNBC and picking up a fishing pole would be a good plan when I hit the Golden Years.

I'm guessing you don't watch MSNBC anyway, but how about you DO IT NOW, put the computer away and go drown worms? Then the rest of us don't have to listen to the 'death panel' BS again.

BTW, just for the record, I plan to pedal my bike for 90 minutes on my 90th birthday... after that, que sera sera.