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President Trump gets a visit from the Pope.
While out on a boat, the seas get rough, the winds pick up, and the Pontiff's hat flys off his head and lands in the water 10 yards from the boat.
Secret Service men all scramble and are in an uproar, and President Trump tells them, "Don't worry men, I got this..."
President Trump steps out of the boat and walks on the water to pick up the Pontiff's hat.
He walks back to the boat, crawls in, and hands The Pope his hat.
Everyone on board are completely amazed.
The next day, the papers and press were all over this story from beginning to end.
The headlines read, "Trump Can't Swim".
Q: What do a thong and Donald Trump’s hair have in common?
A: They both barely cover an a$$hole.
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