01-30-2017, 01:21 AM
Location: North Carolina
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Now that we have a joke for a leader, it's time for some actual Trump jokes. I'll start us off!
Did you hear about Trump's fabulous hotel for fat women? It's called Mar-A-Lardo Have you heard the President's Secret Service Code Name? Catnip
Your Turn!
01-30-2017, 02:20 AM
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You should check out CNN. Everything they post about trump is a joke.
01-30-2017, 02:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
TheEmissary
Now that we have a joke for a leader, it's time for some actual Trump jokes. I'll start us off!
Did you hear about Trump's fabulous hotel for fat women? It's called Mar-A-Lardo Have you heard the President's Secret Service Code Name? Catnip
Your Turn!
Mar-A-Lardo? So
that's where Hillary's disappeared to...(that, or the Chateau de Monte Crisco).
I know an old one, from this past summer: "Why didn't Donald show up at the debate?"
"He was visiting Hillary in the hospital"
01-30-2017, 03:07 AM
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Trump believes in traditional marriage.
01-30-2017, 03:10 AM
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Jabba the Trump, making the galaxy great again.
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01-30-2017, 03:39 AM
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Trump believes in traditional marriage.
This's great!
01-30-2017, 03:54 AM
Location: Sydney, Australia
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What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange Is The New Black.
01-30-2017, 04:09 AM
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Obama called Trump after the brouhaha over their inauguration crowd photos were compared, he told him size doesn't matter.
Last edited by thriftylefty; 01-30-2017 at 04:32 AM ..
01-30-2017, 04:26 AM
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Ethereal
What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange Is The New Black.
Love "The erection is rigged."
Others weren't too bad either.
01-30-2017, 04:39 AM
Location: Ft Myers, FL
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Not a joke but a tongue twister.
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