Alex Jones for President 2020 (conspiracy, government, voters, jobs)

[tonym9428]

Who is with me?

Chobani importing rapists.
Government turning the frogs gay.
Evil lizard people taking over the government
Pizzagate.

I feel he's the only TRUE conservative in America

[HockeyMac18]

Originally Posted by tonym9428

Who is with me?

Chobani importing rapists.
Government turning the frogs gay.
Evil lizard people taking over the government
Pizzagate.

I feel he's the only TRUE conservative in America

I mean - it would be entertaining...

[andywire]

If it makes liberals cry, I'm sure I could muster the strength to hold my nose and vote.

And if Hitlery musters the strength to make a bid for the highest office again, all the easier.

[biggunsmallbrains]

Might as well. The GOP has a snowballs chance in hell right now. Plus, he's on par with Trump anyways. Enjoy your unflouridated water.

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

Originally Posted by tonym9428

Who is with me?

Chobani importing rapists.
Government turning the frogs gay.
Evil lizard people taking over the government
Pizzagate.

I feel he's the only TRUE conservative in America

You forgot takes his shirt off every time he has a meltdown lol

[HockeyMac18]

Originally Posted by andywire

If it makes liberals cry, I'm sure I could muster the strength to hold my nose and vote.

Cry from laughter? Yes.

[Enigma777]

Originally Posted by FirebirdCamaro1220

You forgot takes his shirt off every time he has a meltdown lol

And proving that Hillary opening a pickle jar on Kimmel was vast left-wing conspiracy.

[It'sAutomatic]

They should nominate him. GOP voters showed they prefer rich entertainers who learn important jobs on-the-spot.

[tonym9428]

Oh wait, I forgot that he smokes pot.
That is not ok.

Well, maybe there is someone else

[FirebirdCamaro1220]

Originally Posted by skins_fan82

Alex Jones? You mean this guy?

Sadly, yes lol 😂