Governor Mark Sanford Missing

[Okiegirlfriend]

My daughter told me he had told his staff where he was going. They misunderstood what he said. Thought he said he was going for the Appalachian trail. He really said he was going for some Argentianian tail!

If we can't laugh, what is the point of living. Sometimes we have to make the best of a bad situation.

[dukester.2]

Sanford also admitted he saw Chapur more times than previously disclosed, including what was to be a farewell meeting in New York chaperoned by a spiritual adviser soon after his wife found out about the affair.

Mark Sanford Admits Additional Liaisons, Contradicting Public Confession

LMAO... Usually happens when ones wife finds out about an affair...

[cuebald]

As I said, he has a sincere interest in staying married.

To his check book, his farm, and to his three-million dollar beach house.

Most of us got over kiss-and-tell by the eighth grade. Now, instead of remaining silent and letting everyone simply dismiss him as a liar, a thief, a scoundrel, and a deserter, he has decided to add "Cad" to his list of accomplishments.

If he does get back together with his wife, I would advise him to sleep lightly, in a separate room with an inside lock.