Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (husband)

[SportyandMisty]

[SportyandMisty]

[SportyandMisty]

[SportyandMisty]

And, of course, this classic '90s version of First World Problems:

[bjh]

Originally Posted by bjh

You know, if you set your nose to the grindstone you could really put your mind to it. . . .

My problem today. No one seemed to notice or care about my pun. Life's hard.

[MaryleeII]

Originally Posted by Ed Ferris

The heavy cream I last bought DOES NOT form a frozen crust when poured on ice cream. Some of it freezes, but most of it stays liquid.

That's terrible! What was it supposed to do?

[PinaCarlotta]

I went to buy a pie and they said they were in the oven. It was near noon. Why can't they bake 'em before the feckin store opens?!

[Ed Ferris]

Originally Posted by MaryleeII

That's terrible! What was it supposed to do?

It's supposed to form a frozen crust which you can then scrape off with your spoon and devour as true "ice cream" without the sugar and additives.

[bjh]

At the self-check out before paying with my debit card I like to use up coins to 'get rid of them' instead of caring them around.

[Tracysherm]

The people I pay to mow my grass usually come during the week while I'm at work, so I never see or hear them; I just pay them, and once a week when I get home from work, my lawn looks nice, like magic.


Today (a Saturday) they decided to mow at 8:30 AM and woke me up when I was sound asleep!