Relationship Chat Thread #12 (straight, sensitive, school, wear)

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Belle77

Phil, "withdrawing once again?" From what?

He's deeply distraught by the lack of support for strippers and fairy tales here.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by himain

Actually, I drink pinot grigio..It was for another reason

Fair enough.

Originally Posted by Belle77

Oh, are you cutting back? I haven't been here much lately myself.

Hope you're not giving up too many other pleasures!

As I've gotten older I find that many things that once gave me pleasure now give me, if not pain, then a vague feeling of unease...it's like an undisciplined pseudo-dominatrix with her Wal-Mart flogger; what could be artistry in the hands of one more capable now becomes merely an embarrassing and lackluster chore.

[Neemy]

I just poked myself in the eye with a mascara wand.

Ouch.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Neemy

I just poked myself in the eye with a mascara wand.

Ouch.

Ouch is right, not to mention that whatever "wonderful" ingeredients they put in the mascaras burn your eyes like hell should they get inside.

Once I reached for my cig instead of the mascara or the eye liner. Good thing I woke up on time!

[Neemy]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Ouch is right, not to mention that whatever "wonderful" ingeredients they put in the mascaras burn your eyes like hell should they get inside.

Once I reached for my cig instead of the mascara or the eye liner. Good thing I woke up on time!

LOL! Just waiting for the redness and watering to stop...

When I smoked, I put the lit end in my mouth more times than I can count (usually after more drinks than I could count!)

Not only did I poke myself in the eye with my mascara wand, I shot moisturizer on my sweater.

[Djuna]

Originally Posted by Neemy

LOL! Just waiting for the redness and watering to stop...

When I smoked, I put the lit end in my mouth more times than I can count (usually after more drinks than I could count!)

Not only did I poke myself in the eye with my mascara wand, I shot moisturizer on my sweater.

Sure it was moisturiser

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Neemy

When I smoked, I put the lit end in my mouth more times than I can count (usually after more drinks than I could count!)

Good grief, woman! I only light up filters occasionally.

Not only did I poke myself in the eye with my mascara wand, I shot moisturizer on my sweater.

It must not be your day, Dreamy Steamy Neemy.

Originally Posted by Djuna

Sure it was moisturiser

[Chowhound]

Originally Posted by Djuna

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Sure it was moisturiser

LOL, you made the joke before some cad got to it........

[Neemy]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

LOL, you made the joke before some cad got to it........

Honey, I'm home!

True story: about a year ago I was in Walmart smelling liquid bodywash (I'm not the only one who does that, admit it!!!!), and one of them had an air bubble, and shot all over my face when I squeezed it.

It's tee'd right up for ya, have at it!

My son was standing next to me and was about to fall over laughing. I discreetly wiped it on the inside of my shirt sleeve, but I was blowing soap bubbles from my nose all the way to check-out.

I didn't even buy the soap.

[Neemy]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Good grief, woman! I only light up filters occasionally.

Done that too!

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

It must not be your day, Dreamy Steamy Neemy.

I never claimed to be graceful. >.<