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Old 10-06-2012, 04:17 PM
FBJ FBJ started this thread
 
Location: Tall Building down by the river
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Originally Posted by zonababe View Post
Did I miss something in your book of "Unyielding rules and poor excuses" about you having flexibility?
As long as someone give me 24 hr notice , I;m good to go.

 
Old 10-07-2012, 03:13 AM
 
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Tell us about your mother. Was she cold and distant?
 
Old 10-07-2012, 06:44 AM
 
Location: Lehighton/Jim Thorpe area
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How was the tickle party?
 
Old 10-07-2012, 07:45 AM
 
Location: St Thomas, US Virgin Islands
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How was the tickle party?
Looks like he was consistently posting all night both Friday and Saturday and I don't think communication via computer has yet developed to the stage of tactile interaction ... Looks like that was just another TVSG fantasy as was having a date on Friday night ("I already moved on and scheduled to meet someone else on Friday.")

Let's see, what could have happened?

1. Neither the Friday night date nor the tickle party hosts properly confirmed dates and times in accordance with "The Rule Book".

2. He thought he was going to be the only man amongst several women at the tickle party and, when he got there and discovered an equal number of both sexes, he fled in terror.

3. The Friday night "date"/Craigslist skank wanted more than $20 to walk on his back with her bare feet and he could hardly stretch his UC to cover even that so he sent her away.

4. It was raining.

5. As surmised earlier, it was all in his mind.

The good news is (a) that he enjoyed his usual posting marathon into the wee hours and went through a whole box of Froot Loops in the process and (b) all the responses to those posts as usual elevated his self-esteem ("you like me ... you really like me")! Poor lad.
 
Old 10-07-2012, 10:38 AM
FBJ FBJ started this thread
 
Location: Tall Building down by the river
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Originally Posted by STT Resident View Post
Looks like he was consistently posting all night both Friday and Saturday and I don't think communication via computer has yet developed to the stage of tactile interaction ... Looks like that was just another TVSG fantasy as was having a date on Friday night ("I already moved on and scheduled to meet someone else on Friday.")

Let's see, what could have happened?

1. Neither the Friday night date nor the tickle party hosts properly confirmed dates and times in accordance with "The Rule Book".

2. He thought he was going to be the only man amongst several women at the tickle party and, when he got there and discovered an equal number of both sexes, he fled in terror.

3. The Friday night "date"/Craigslist skank wanted more than $20 to walk on his back with her bare feet and he could hardly stretch his UC to cover even that so he sent her away.

4. It was raining.

5. As surmised earlier, it was all in his mind.

The good news is (a) that he enjoyed his usual posting marathon into the wee hours and went through a whole box of Froot Loops in the process and (b) all the responses to those posts as usual elevated his self-esteem ("you like me ... you really like me")! Poor lad.


She came over here and helped me bust a NUT. I didn't feel like going out. Your nut busting days are LONG GONE LOL
 
Old 10-07-2012, 10:48 AM
 
Location: Lehighton/Jim Thorpe area
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She came over here and helped me bust a NUT. I didn't feel like going out. Your nut busting days are LONG GONE LOL
Ew. Come on. Usually I find your anecdotes entertaining but "bust a nut?" That's something a 14-year-old would say.
 
Old 10-07-2012, 10:53 AM
 
Location: The #1 sunshine state, Arizona.
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She came over here and helped me bust a NUT. I didn't feel like going out. Your nut busting days are LONG GONE LOL
You couldn't afford to go out after paying a Craigs List skank, oops I meant to type young innocent college student.
 
Old 10-07-2012, 11:01 AM
 
Location: St Thomas, US Virgin Islands
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She came over here and helped me bust a NUT. I didn't feel like going out. Your nut busting days are LONG GONE LOL
Oh Pinocchio! Your nose grows. Check your posting record the last two nights. Oh, don't know how to do that? Go to your name and scroll down to "find all posts". Easy as can be. You barely had time to take a whazz let alone have someone come over and bust even a little baby peanut.

And the tickle party? You are SUCH a naughty little overgrown fibber!
 
Old 10-07-2012, 11:29 AM
 
Location: Ohio
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She came over here and helped me bust a NUT. I didn't feel like going out. Your nut busting days are LONG GONE LOL
She watched you masturbate?
 
Old 10-07-2012, 02:52 PM
 
Location: NW San Antonio
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She came over here and helped me bust a NUT. I didn't feel like going out. Your nut busting days are LONG GONE LOL
TV's Version of a Nutbuster...
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