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I know what you're thinking. Did she fire six staples or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Swingline 390 - the most powerful stapler in the world and would staple your hand clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?!
Wow, you never wanna get between anyone and their Swingline stapler, especially the red ones. People have been known to get real upset when you take them, because they don't bind up as much as the Boston staplers, and have been known to burn down buildings over such nonsense!
Wow, you never wanna get between anyone and their Swingline stapler, especially the red ones. People have been known to get real upset when you take them, because they don't bind up as much as the Boston staplers, and have been known to burn down buildings over such nonsense!
I swear I didn't do it. <<looks around, nervous grin>>
I swear I didn't do it. <<looks around, nervous grin>>
Sure, you didn't
Did you type that from some remote island where they can't seem to get your drink order right?
Hhhmmm, makes we wonder if you were the one responsible for the stapler hands in the first place.
Since I'm a straight female, I can't say I'd date a woman with staplers for hands, but I'd probably date a man with pencil sharpeners for feet!
Ha Ha, gotta spread reps around more it says! I'm thinking someone should start a thread about dating women with THREE nose holes. We have a few of those women here in MO. Although, to be fair about it, we can't take full credit for these lovely women. Most of them moved here from AR.
I don't mind the staplers, but I probably wouldn't date a woman.
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