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Old 08-14-2008, 08:59 PM
 
Location: SUNNY AZ
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If I had a dollar for each time I have heard someone say that to describe something...I'd be a rich lady! Some women at my job referred to a cake made from a box mix that was soaking in pool of sweetened condensed milk as "better than sex". An acquaintance said a long hot soak and a good book were better than sex.

Has anyone else heard people describe things as being better than sex? I am wondering if they have been doing it the right way, if in fact they think that anything else is better? What have you heard people describe as being better than bumping nasties? (can I say it that way? Dont want to get spanked for TOS violation.)

Don't underestimate the power of chocolate!!!! lol
comes close but....nope.......still not better.

 
Old 08-14-2008, 09:44 PM
 
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a friend told me the tim hortons mocha ice cap was better than sex haha
 
Old 08-15-2008, 02:59 AM
 
Location: Columbia Maryland
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So lets have the best of both worlds - chocolate and sex? A little "sexy chocolate" as it were.
 
Old 08-15-2008, 08:27 AM
 
Location: Irving
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okay, this might be very strange. and i've never had an orgasm during sex (I know, poor me, but i still love sex). but have you ever had poison ivy, or some sort of skin rash that itches like crazy? and you run really hot water (as hot as you can physically handle) over it, and there is this extremely intense mixing of pain and pleasure? and once you stop running hot water over it the rash is instantly better? honestly, that feeling is sometimes better than sex. it depends on the intensity of the itching, and of the sex, but god, that water feels good. i'm off to run my fire ant bites under some water .

yah that is pretty strange, thats like borderline OCD if you must always run your body parts through hot water.
 
Old 08-15-2008, 08:55 AM
 
Location: South Bay Native
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So lets have the best of both worlds - chocolate and sex? A little "sexy chocolate" as it were.
Aren't chocolate and sex synonyms already?
 
Old 08-15-2008, 12:14 PM
 
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Yes Chocolate is the exact same thing as sex. Science has proved that already.
 
Old 08-15-2008, 12:21 PM
 
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Originally Posted by dagg33
okay, this might be very strange. and i've never had an orgasm during sex (I know, poor me, but i still love sex). but have you ever had poison ivy, or some sort of skin rash that itches like crazy? and you run really hot water (as hot as you can physically handle) over it, and there is this extremely intense mixing of pain and pleasure? and once you stop running hot water over it the rash is instantly better? honestly, that feeling is sometimes better than sex. it depends on the intensity of the itching, and of the sex, but god, that water feels good. i'm off to run my fire ant bites under some water .


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yah that is pretty strange, thats like borderline OCD if you must always run your body parts through hot water.
I think we are looking at a candidate for S&M sex.
 
Old 08-15-2008, 12:25 PM
 
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okay, this might be very strange. and i've never had an orgasm during sex (I know, poor me, but i still love sex). but have you ever had poison ivy, or some sort of skin rash that itches like crazy? and you run really hot water (as hot as you can physically handle) over it, and there is this extremely intense mixing of pain and pleasure? and once you stop running hot water over it the rash is instantly better? honestly, that feeling is sometimes better than sex. it depends on the intensity of the itching, and of the sex, but god, that water feels good. i'm off to run my fire ant bites under some water .
Well it's obvious you need to mix the two. Apparently you have a bit of a pain fetish and should use it to your advantage.

Assuming you are female (since men have orgasms just by thinking about having orgasms).

Get naked, go outside and run your hands through a fire ant nest, go back in the house and lean over a tub running hot water, letting it pour on your hands.

Your naked, leaning over a tub, wriggling and moaning from the pleasure derived from the water and stings on your hands. Surely the guy with you can figure out something to do...
 
Old 08-15-2008, 12:26 PM
 
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BTW there is nothing better than sex, except maybe loud sex. I always appreciate applause, whether physical or verbal.
 
Old 08-15-2008, 12:28 PM
 
Location: SUNNY AZ
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Yes Chocolate is the exact same thing as sex. Science has proved that already.
lol ummmmm......no.
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