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One day my ex husband came to me and said, "look, I've got a gray hair in my mustache". I said, " let me pluck it out", of course his eyes got really big and he resisted, but I told him, "it wouldn't hurt because I will simultaneously pluck out a testicle hair too", so the pain from that will nullify the pain from your mustache"...lol...I'm sorry I'm laughing here...lmbo...anyway, he didn't go for it, but it was pretty hilarious watching him run away from me holding his manjunk, and screaming "NOOOOOOO...you're not plucking my B***S" !!! He...he...he !!!
LOL..
I think I would have been content with the one gray hair in my mustache!
We like to 'smack talk' when we play sports or games.
It's smack talk banter during bowling or pool or golf or bball...one time she was behind in a pool game and told me that she'd worry, except that she was playing me.
The other day we were playing basketball, and I had just scored. Told my wife that if she teamed up with 3 Chinese women, they would be the Joy Suck Club.
It's all just fun back-and-forth who can be the funniest/lamest smack talker. Like making fun of smack talking.
The person I like making fun of the most, though, is myself. At work this baby was screaming (getting his blood drawn) and I said, "Hm, sounds like my maid when she sees my bathroom."
Zingers... aren't those some kind of a pastry or donuts?
I'm not seriously involved with anybody right now, been that way for almost 6 years, but I trade "Zingers" with just about everybody, and it's fun. You gotta have a little humor in every aspect in life.
I live for sarcasm my husband land I are always busting one another. Now I will have to start remembering some of the good ones for this.
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At work this baby was screaming (getting his blood drawn) and I said, "Hm, sounds like my maid when she sees my bathroom."
