Bashing of the sexes... (mother, money, alone, woman)

[TKramar]

Have you heard about Alimony Barbie? She has all her stuff...and half of Ken's too.

[saucywench]

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this ...

Spoiler

Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."

[TKramar]

A man should help around the house.

She cooks, he eats. She washes the dishes, he dirties them. She vacuums the rug, he picks his feet up so she can get under them...

[mrmikeman]

Originally Posted by TKramar

A man should help around the house.

She cooks, he eats. She washes the dishes, he dirties them. She vacuums the rug, he picks his feet up so she can get under them...

Well let it be known, I didn't marry my wife to do those things. We married each other because we best friends and extremely attracked to one another.
When she cooks, I clean, I do my own clothes, we help each other. I have a 9-5 wage earning job, she has a 9-5 mommy job. If I quit my job we loose income if she quits her job we could loose our family.

[Norm24x7]

They say - "Behind every successfull man theres a woman".
I say - ''My success lies below the feet of my mother and the crown of my belowed wife

[TKramar]

Originally Posted by Norm24x7

They say - "Behind every successfull man theres a woman".
I say - ''My success lies below the feet of my mother and the crown of my belowed wife

Yeah...nagging him to death.

[DANNYY]

Originally Posted by Jays1983

Which ended with someone calling the OP a "poo stain"...which then led me to laugh my ass off for 5 minutes straight.

Hahahaha seriously?

[JL]

There is the old saying that "Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely".

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by JL

There is the old saying that "Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely".

That's hilarious!!!

[Hawk J]

Confucious say,
Man who lay with woman on ground, get peace on earth...